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Writing a book. Tell me to write faster. Voice actor for The New Century Multiverse by Alex Shaw. NB. Je travaille d'arrache-pied pour que mon chien puisse une vie meilleure. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œπŸ§‘β€πŸ’»πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ¨ https://linktr.ee/writefastertheo

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The Tempest & Much Ado About Nothing

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Art Nouveau > Art Deco
Also:
Art Nouveau- Elves
Art Deco- Dwarves

03.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

11.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 4568 πŸ” 3566 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 46

Ugh, don't get me started on the aesthetics-- everything is desaturated! It looks so dull and dingy. I have a whole rant just about the character design of Steppenwolf in JL:SC.

19.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Contempt for both the source material and for those who genuinely enjoy the source material. "You know this colorful fun thing you like? Wow, what a dumb silly thing, and you like it, you dorks; here, I made it serious and grown up and edgy. Now it's cool. You're welcome."

19.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's just something about the Snyder superhero movies (and come to think, the Bay Transformers movies while we're at it) that I don't think there's anything so sophisticated as a deconstruction or subversion. It's contempt.

19.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because it's not just half the bills. It's half the bills plus most if not all the housework and emotional labor.

13.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Been hit with some bad writers block of late, but here: the callous murder of a coffee.

#wipsnips #writingcommunity #writesky #amwriting

13.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

12.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3618 πŸ” 1598 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 31

Im not a Shakespeare head but a good performance really does make clear how friggin good he was. I watched the Titus movie and theres a bit where anthony hopkins lays down on a road and declares that the rocks are his only friends and it was such a pure moment of "same girly pop"

05.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 6709 πŸ” 1681 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 21
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a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon ALT: a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon
18.01.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can do this. You can do SOMETHING.

08.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1336 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t a novel observation but man James Cameron’s two wolves really are β€œspiritual longing to worship nature and the divine feminine” and β€œBravo Delta actual, weapons free, light β€˜em up, marines” huh

05.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Rough sketch of a harpy perched in a tree

Rough sketch of a harpy perched in a tree

Digital painting of a harpy perched in a tree at night, a full moon silhouetting her as she brandishes a weapon and her eyes glint menacingly.

Digital painting of a harpy perched in a tree at night, a full moon silhouetting her as she brandishes a weapon and her eyes glint menacingly.

"Where I come from, we call this 'aura farming.'" -Maura, who knows full well that harpies can't see shit at night

#digitalart #harpy #fantasyart #conceptart

17.12.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sweet Baby Broccoli

Sweet Baby Broccoli

new expression of surprise just dropped

10.12.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Before I go on Etsy, are there any laid-off game artists in my follower/repost pool who would be available for a custom DnD party art commission? Four characters, a few special requests, preferably by Christmas? DM me! I have money!

07.12.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 4

Him getting mad at her crying hit me hard. Men like this will attack it as "manipulative" when it's a normal response to distress and fear. I still have problems crying even in private because I got punished for it growing up.

07.12.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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May I have your attention please:

06.12.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an antisemitic dog whistle. Because "juice" sounds like "Jews."

04.12.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together

01.12.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water β€” the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view.
And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone.

"When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”

"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water β€” the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone. "When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

29.11.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 2310 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 31

"I saw snapshots of attractive women being happy on social media and assumed that's all they've got going on in their lives"

26.11.2025 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Harry Potter, watch Gargoyles instead.

23.11.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Background, Flying sail ships amids obscuring clouds.
presenting an Agents Guide to: Cavern Clipper.
Status: first draft complete at 117K words
Image Credit: β€œThe Stormriders: Steampunk Pirates” by neko1206 on Deviantart.

Background, Flying sail ships amids obscuring clouds. presenting an Agents Guide to: Cavern Clipper. Status: first draft complete at 117K words Image Credit: β€œThe Stormriders: Steampunk Pirates” by neko1206 on Deviantart.

Background, cavern lit up by bright orange-yellow light.
The Pitch: WHEN SAMUEL CLARK DIES, HE AWAKENS IN A WORLD OF ENDLESS TUNNELS AND MASSIVE CAVERNS. JOINING A HUNTER CLIPPER CREW, HE GETS CAUGHT BETWEEN PIRATES AND A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WHOSE URGENT MESSAGE COULD SAVE HUMANITY.

Background, cavern lit up by bright orange-yellow light. The Pitch: WHEN SAMUEL CLARK DIES, HE AWAKENS IN A WORLD OF ENDLESS TUNNELS AND MASSIVE CAVERNS. JOINING A HUNTER CLIPPER CREW, HE GETS CAUGHT BETWEEN PIRATES AND A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WHOSE URGENT MESSAGE COULD SAVE HUMANITY.

Background, massive square cavern in background with small forest and deer in foreground.
Comps: TREASURE PLANET X A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
Tropes and themes:
β€’ TRANSMIGRATION (ISEKAI)
β€’ AIRSHIPS
β€’ PIRATES
β€’ CAT AND MOUSE BATTLES
β€’ A MESSAGE THAT MUST BE DELIVERED!

Background, massive square cavern in background with small forest and deer in foreground. Comps: TREASURE PLANET X A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH Tropes and themes: β€’ TRANSMIGRATION (ISEKAI) β€’ AIRSHIPS β€’ PIRATES β€’ CAT AND MOUSE BATTLES β€’ A MESSAGE THAT MUST BE DELIVERED!

Background, Cavern with a skull face being watched by a woman.
Excerpt:
β€œCAPTAIN!” SAM SHOUTED AND POINTED TO THE SIGHT. HE SAW HER REACT, BUT DIDN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HER RESPONSE WOULD BE. INSTEAD HE SPUN AROUND TO TRY AND FIND NYXEL. HE SPOTTED HER ON THE MAINMAST, SCANNING THE DECK AND LOOKING FOR TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY.
 β€œNYXEL! THE CABLE!” SAM SHOUTED. HE SAW HER HEAD SNAP TOWARDS HIM AND HE POINTED TOWARDS WHERE THE LAST CABLE WAS EMBEDDED INTO THE DECK, THEN SWUNG HIS HAND AROUND TO THE SLOOP. SHE FOLLOWED HIS HAND, THEN NODDED AT HIM AND LAUNCHED BACK INTO THE AIR, GRACEFULLY CURVING TOWARDS THE SLOOP ONE FINAL TIME.

Background, Cavern with a skull face being watched by a woman. Excerpt: β€œCAPTAIN!” SAM SHOUTED AND POINTED TO THE SIGHT. HE SAW HER REACT, BUT DIDN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HER RESPONSE WOULD BE. INSTEAD HE SPUN AROUND TO TRY AND FIND NYXEL. HE SPOTTED HER ON THE MAINMAST, SCANNING THE DECK AND LOOKING FOR TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY. β€œNYXEL! THE CABLE!” SAM SHOUTED. HE SAW HER HEAD SNAP TOWARDS HIM AND HE POINTED TOWARDS WHERE THE LAST CABLE WAS EMBEDDED INTO THE DECK, THEN SWUNG HIS HAND AROUND TO THE SLOOP. SHE FOLLOWED HIS HAND, THEN NODDED AT HIM AND LAUNCHED BACK INTO THE AIR, GRACEFULLY CURVING TOWARDS THE SLOOP ONE FINAL TIME.

G'morning #WIPPIT!

I present to you a new and improved #Agentsguide to...
CAVERN CLIPPER (Treasure Planet X Journey to the Center of the Earth) #A #SF #SFF
Join Samuel Clark as he tries to find out exactly wtf he's gotten himself into by dying, because none of this looks anything like an afterlife!

23.11.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Exclusive Cover Reveal: Being Aro ed. by Madeline Dyer and RosieeΒ Thor Today on the site I'm delighted to reveal the cover ofΒ Being Aro: A Collection of Aromantic Fiction About Love, Connection, and Empowerment ed. by Madeline Dyer and Rosiee Thor, a YA anthology releasing May 26, 2026 from Page Street YA! Here's the gist: Explore expansive aromantic love and connection in stories across genres These twelve stories showcase aromantic people breaking generational curses, finding acceptance, and protecting the vulnerable while highlighting the infinite ways people find connection and love without romance.

Exclusive Cover Reveal: Being Aro ed. by Madeline Dyer and RosieeΒ Thor

Today on the site I'm delighted to reveal the cover ofΒ Being Aro: A Collection of Aromantic Fiction About Love, Connection, and Empowerment ed. by Madeline Dyer and Rosiee Thor, a YA anthology releasing May 26, 2026 from Page…

21.11.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8
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13.11.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad thing is, even if they get their perfect robot women they still won't be satisfied.

17.11.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Spend" - #wipsnips from chapter 5, meet Maura's parole officer Miles Ladon, aka And Then There's This Asshole

#writesky #amwriting #writingcommunity

17.11.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0