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I fell asleep at the wheel and boy are my alms tired #proudIDIOT #moronicle #clinicallyclumsoid #baltimore

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“He can’t be a misogynist, he’s MARRIED to a WOMAN. Don’t you people THINK?!”

05.03.2026 12:04 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would simply die

04.03.2026 18:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, ‘data labeling’ contractors say Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI.

The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom.

san.com/cc/what-your...

03.03.2026 22:35 👍 984 🔁 561 💬 45 📌 284

We must permit Typhoid Mary to COOK

03.03.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post on r/dollarama “Don't let your kids put their mouth on these... I was witnessing a bunch of teenagers farting into them. I figured that this is not behavior limited to teenagers at my store. stop tooting these horns unless you wash them first! People are gross!”

Post on r/dollarama “Don't let your kids put their mouth on these... I was witnessing a bunch of teenagers farting into them. I figured that this is not behavior limited to teenagers at my store. stop tooting these horns unless you wash them first! People are gross!”

03.03.2026 01:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anthropics team was relieved to hear that the government would be willing to remove those words, but one big problem remained:
On Friday afternoon, Anthropic learned that the Pentagon still wanted to use the company's AI to analyze bulk data collected from Americans. That could include information such as the questions you ask your favorite chatbot, your Google search history, your GPS-tracked movements, and your credit-card transactions, all of which could be cross-referenced with other details about your life. Anthropics leadership told Hegseth's team that was a bridge too far, and the deal fell apart. Soon after, Hegseth

Anthropics team was relieved to hear that the government would be willing to remove those words, but one big problem remained: On Friday afternoon, Anthropic learned that the Pentagon still wanted to use the company's AI to analyze bulk data collected from Americans. That could include information such as the questions you ask your favorite chatbot, your Google search history, your GPS-tracked movements, and your credit-card transactions, all of which could be cross-referenced with other details about your life. Anthropics leadership told Hegseth's team that was a bridge too far, and the deal fell apart. Soon after, Hegseth

And I was told this was propaganda.

01.03.2026 16:41 👍 510 🔁 160 💬 9 📌 21
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Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

28.02.2026 03:28 👍 2783 🔁 784 💬 57 📌 87

Rachel Slurs

28.02.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What Elon Has Done Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has faded from public consciousness in America, despite leaving death and destruction in its wake.

"the largest act of mass murder of this decade, and of this century so far, was not perpetrated by militaries or militias, but by the world's richest man in Washington D.C.'s Eisenhower Executive Office Building."

www.liberalcurrents.com/what-elon-ha...

25.02.2026 00:28 👍 1783 🔁 667 💬 13 📌 26

Exposure to the suffering of others

25.02.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please!! Please, Woke 2!

25.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A damaged painting of a man being stabbed, screaming in agony

A damaged painting of a man being stabbed, screaming in agony

A man stands in the doorway of a cavernous, pitch-black room, his face lit by a single match, his shadow thrown out ahead of him.

A man stands in the doorway of a cavernous, pitch-black room, his face lit by a single match, his shadow thrown out ahead of him.

An old woman lies unmoving in a bed. It's like she's suspended in darkness.

An old woman lies unmoving in a bed. It's like she's suspended in darkness.

A decrepit brick building in a grassy field. three of the windows have had giant grinning mouths painted over them, hence the title.

A decrepit brick building in a grassy field. three of the windows have had giant grinning mouths painted over them, hence the title.

Was completely blown away by THE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WINDOWS (1976), an absolutely vile and twisted giallo wrapped in the crumbling, rustic trapping of the folk horror genre. Really amazing if you can get your hands on a nice version.

28.01.2025 20:24 👍 1309 🔁 118 💬 31 📌 7

my fursona is some wretched creature

21.02.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Exclusive | OpenAI Employees Raised Alarms About Canada Shooting Suspect Months Ago The ChatGPT maker opted against informing Canadian authorities about Jesse Van Rootselaar’s descriptions of violence last June.

"While using ChatGPT last June, Van Rootselaar described scenarios involving gun violence over the course of several days, according to people familiar with the matter.... OpenAI leaders ultimately decided not to contact authorities."

OMG

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

20.02.2026 23:14 👍 4 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2

You can have the light on in the scenario if you want. It’s yours to play with!

20.02.2026 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NASA Releases Report on Starliner Crewed Flight Test Investigation - NASA At a news conference on Thursday, NASA released a report of findings from the Program Investigation Team examining the Boeing CST-100

"we would prefer if our astronauts weren't Boeing to die" - nasa administration

www.nasa.gov/news-release...

20.02.2026 19:39 👍 94 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 2
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Because of ICE, I've Been in Hiding for Months. It Has Transformed Me. - Racket Days of anxiety, of frustration, and of feeling that everything is on hold while the world keeps moving forward outside.

Thank you @racketmn.com for publishing this piece written by a member of one of the families we’ve been supporting. I’m very grateful for your help getting her story and perspective out there. racketmn.com/because-of-i...

20.02.2026 18:29 👍 429 🔁 183 💬 5 📌 5

Yeah but imagine looming over him and he’s so, so scared of you, specifically. I bet it would feel really cool

20.02.2026 19:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol

20.02.2026 18:00 👍 584 🔁 70 💬 11 📌 4

can you imagine how great it would be to make him feel really scared

20.02.2026 17:02 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.

“They’re trapped in this little confinement cell, a dark cell with no sunlight, with multiple people,” said Shaan Chatterjee, an attorney at New England Immigration Law. “They’re basically torturing people into signing off on their own deportation.”

(Free article) www.sunjournal.com/2026/02/07/i...

17.02.2026 14:40 👍 547 🔁 296 💬 15 📌 36
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Epstein Family Values • EQUATOR The billionaire patriarchs of the American far-right want to rule an economy of masters and servants

"Thanks to our growing insight into Epstein’s world, we have gained a clearer picture of the psychic and economic logic of the contemporary far right". Must read from Melinda Cooper www.equator.org/articles/eps...

15.02.2026 11:42 👍 31 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 2
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Yuen: Even if ICE left tomorrow, the damage to kids is already done “They’re all suffering,” says one Minnesota immigrant dad who has been sheltering in place with his children.

Stories about what ICE's presence in Minnesota has done to kids — something I'm seeing firsthand — are hard to read. It's unfathomable that kids have to go through this. www.startribune.com/ice-children...

11.02.2026 21:30 👍 151 🔁 100 💬 4 📌 8
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Evidence shows feds lied about Marimar Martinez's shooting in Chicago, attorney says Martinez plans to pursue a Federal Torts Claim Act complaint against Homeland Security and the agent who shot her.

Evidence shows feds lied about Marimar Martinez's shooting in Chicago, attorney says

@chicago.suntimes.com story: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

11.02.2026 19:13 👍 322 🔁 131 💬 11 📌 6

Hereditary and It Follows

11.02.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rejecting Reality in the Age of AI The Internet and AI are encouraging more and more people to deny reality itself. Here's why that's bad.

the problem with AI “journalism” is that, as I discussed in this piece, LLMs eventually come up against the constraint that they know only what is legible to the digital. vast swaths of global happenings aren’t digitally legible and will remain so. only human reporters can describe those events.

11.02.2026 20:21 👍 329 🔁 73 💬 4 📌 4
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The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow.

@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

11.02.2026 19:30 👍 11463 🔁 3330 💬 475 📌 380
08.02.2026 14:46 👍 1688 🔁 629 💬 4 📌 15

There needs to be more movies where people are eating soup

08.02.2026 02:07 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
In Oregon testimony last year, an agent said two photos of a woman in custody taken with his face-recognition app produced different identities. The woman was handcuffed and looking downward, the agent said, prompting him to physically reposition her to obtain the first image. The movement, he testified, caused her to yelp in pain. The app returned a name and photo of a woman named Maria; a match that the agent rated “a maybe.”

Agents called out the name, “Maria, Maria,” to gauge her reaction. When she failed to respond, they took another photo. The agent testified the second result was “possible,” but added, “I don’t know.” Asked what supported probable cause, the agent cited the woman speaking Spanish, her presence with others who appeared to be noncitizens, and a “possible match" via facial recognition. The agent testified that the app did not indicate how confident the system was in a match. “It’s just an image, your honor. You have to look at the eyes and the nose and the mouth and the lips.”

In Oregon testimony last year, an agent said two photos of a woman in custody taken with his face-recognition app produced different identities. The woman was handcuffed and looking downward, the agent said, prompting him to physically reposition her to obtain the first image. The movement, he testified, caused her to yelp in pain. The app returned a name and photo of a woman named Maria; a match that the agent rated “a maybe.” Agents called out the name, “Maria, Maria,” to gauge her reaction. When she failed to respond, they took another photo. The agent testified the second result was “possible,” but added, “I don’t know.” Asked what supported probable cause, the agent cited the woman speaking Spanish, her presence with others who appeared to be noncitizens, and a “possible match" via facial recognition. The agent testified that the app did not indicate how confident the system was in a match. “It’s just an image, your honor. You have to look at the eyes and the nose and the mouth and the lips.”

This is like a scene out of Monty Python.

ICE agents get a name back from face recognition and multiple agents start calling out "Maria! Maria!" to see if a woman in custody reacts. (Presumably if she does that's a match???)

It didn't work, so they ran the app again and got another name.

05.02.2026 21:05 👍 865 🔁 299 💬 37 📌 29