GalacticGoodie : COMMS CLOSED

(He’s pretending. Does not actually have this much game.)

🖼️ by @galacticgoodie.bsky.social!
Holly belongs to @blizzyatnight.bsky.social !

If you think about it, fisting is basically advanced handholding

Ooo actually I'm going to make them a meal, that seems like the polite thing to do!

🙏Thank you, we're going to eat a whole stack of tortillas while bare chested. I just made some fresh and they're so good, they're not making it to tomorrow lol

How do I make an offering to ancestors who aren't mine? I need to thank the ancient indigenous people of Mesoamerica for the invention of tortillas.

It looks like Mortimer's adventuring days are over. His latest discovery, Stella, has seen to that. But I wouldn't worry too much. He, or rather she, seems content with their new life as her pet.

For @lizardlord.bsky.social !

Consider this a rent lowering shot in the air

Hell yeah!

What's happening to the cock in this new cock 'n ball torture? It's being turned into a balloon animal by an inexperienced clown who is also the squirrel.

The Nut Crusher: a squirrel who puts your nuts in his pussy and clenches.

A fun new spin on cock 'n ball torture!

yeah :)

My shoulder is acting up again. There is no god.

I really need to start adding before:2022, I feel like that's a major help

It feels like an insane, Sisyphean task to make haha oolala silly sex art in times like these, you know?

I'm going to keep doing it, but Jesus fucking Christ.

THATS IT, THATS THE THING!!! THANK YOU, I've been struggling since yesterday!!!!!!

Fair.

Ducks have spiral dicks, right?

Consider this a rent lowering shot in the air

I'm trying to look up what the name is for the tool that is used to draw the lines for text in speech bubbles in traditional medium comics, but I keep getting results for AI websites.

I want Sam Altman unseam'd from nave to chaps.

We would have had the best time! Think of the freaky shit we would have been drawing!!

I just wanted to work on commissions. It's been hours of fucking with tech. I'm not made for this. I'm supposed to be a reclusive pervert drawing boobs that someone picks up once a week to publish in a dirty magazine and I get the royalties.

Don't even get me started on planned obsolescence.

It's been a hell of a day dealing with my laptop and I am feeling exceptionally hateful to computers right now.

I HATE TECHNOLOGY. I HATE DEPENDING ON MACHINES FOR MY LIVELIHOOD. I HATE THAT COMPUTERS CAN JUST BREAKDOWN. I HATE THAT REPLACING TECH IS SO EXPENSIVE.

HATE! HATE!? HATE!?! HATE? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE TECH, SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

Happy Year of the Horse!

actually you can draw anything and it’s fine

I recall gumroad disallowed nsfw a while back, and everything that happened with itchio, is that still the best place to sell stuff like nsfw artpacks? Not sure where to host stuff like that now for purchase, or if to just try to use the built-in patreon one since that seems most convenient.

Finished the first sketch!

Entering my Manet phase (time to draw furry Olympia)

I am become Luddite