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Half stack poultry. they/them. cn=jpsroot I have brain problems now (for real)

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I had this LP as a kid, and I was obsessed with it for a solid 2-3 months.

10.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mental simulations of people getting angry at you bound to pay off any day now Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed. Your brain has reportedly acted as an arena for a never-ending series of…

Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed.

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 18
A brown lop-eared bunny wears a red Mario-inspired cap with an "M" logo, laying on a tiled floor.

A brown lop-eared bunny wears a red Mario-inspired cap with an "M" logo, laying on a tiled floor.

10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1706 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 17

I saw an interesting confirmation bias on reddit today. "Wow, people who cheat are really stupid about covering it up". Well yeah, the ones who get caught and are being posted about in a reddit thread are. I assume people who are smart about it aren't getting caught. (I'm too dumb to cheat)

10.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1802 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 22

β€œI’m going to save my boyfriend from sexy man prison!” said Jayne Smyth, the clockwork clock clock clicking and clattering before them. β€œAnd my less sexy boyfriend from less sexy man prison!”

β€œI’m gonna pick up a new boyfriend at less sexy man prison,” said M'ily Ravenhair. β€œI like β€˜em kinda sad.”

04.07.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
Feed Me
Feed Me YouTube video by Reef - Topic

music.youtube.com/watch?v=31-G...

10.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly from people misreading my original name as the opposite gender (Jaymz -> jazmyn). I got double lucky because people also confuse my last name (Julian) for my first, and then turn that into Julia. Either ends up being fine.

Sometimes life throws you a bone

10.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Modest Mouse - Look How Far... (Official Visualizer)
Modest Mouse - Look How Far... (Official Visualizer) YouTube video by Modest Mouse

youtu.be/SRr_3hk69Wc?...

10.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

#catcrumb

09.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay, I was okay yesterday and now I'm spiraling completely out of control. This is not fun

10.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have to rethink my "zoomers cant do sketch comedy" stance.

10.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A crt tv screen photo  of Golden Axe for ZX Speccy with a dungeon stonework and general creepiness background and the head and shoulders of a grinning skeleton looming in front of it and asking 'Happy with your controls yes or no'

A crt tv screen photo of Golden Axe for ZX Speccy with a dungeon stonework and general creepiness background and the head and shoulders of a grinning skeleton looming in front of it and asking 'Happy with your controls yes or no'

"Hey friend, happy with your controls yes or no"

30.11.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 701 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Reposting bc I can't stop thinking about the fact that, as a homeowner, I apparently deserve more than 6 months if I am in crisis and need to figure out how to get the money together to stay in my housing but my neighbors who rent apparently only deserve 30 days.

09.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm really fucking tired of chronic pain and mental illness. In particular I'm really fucking tired of it being a 50/50 shit whether I can function on a given day

10.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me presenting to a room full of very serious business executives

10.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Always interesting listening to the guilty tip-toe around depositions.

It's everything we suspected.

They grabbed a bunch of tech-bros referred by Elon and silicon valley investors, set them free in the government, no thought about organizational methods and let them run wild.

10.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Maynard James Keenan's "What's In My Bag?" | Amoeba Music
Maynard James Keenan's "What's In My Bag?" | Amoeba Music YouTube video by Amoeba

youtu.be/AxX-RMH3bTo?...

10.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
baby podcast network: DOGY HOT TAKE
baby podcast network: DOGY HOT TAKE YouTube video by Mummy Joe

youtu.be/MQP_IjmConw?... this is how all podcasts sound to me now

10.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œSo which candidate is promising to prosecute everyone in the Trump administration?”

Room: crickets

09.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Itme

10.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the reason we don't have clear colorful devices anymore is because everybody just can't stop copying everything that apple does, which is ironically also why clear colorful devices were so popular in the late 90s

also everything is crammed into a single chip now so there wouldn't be much to look at

10.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.

09.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 9087 πŸ” 2933 πŸ’¬ 596 πŸ“Œ 141

This ferret has concerns that he would like you to address immediately

09.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Genderqueer Pride ✊ #genderqueer #pride #floppydiskart

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Refuses to Use 2,500 Branded Vehicles Ordered by a 28-Year-Old Appointee The Department of Homeland Security is attempting to fix a costly mistake after thousands of branded ICE vehicles bought under former deputy director Madison Sheahan proved impractical and unused.

So how much are they getting paid to use their own vehicles? That's probably part of it and the fact that they're afraid because they actually will be visible and so many people hate them at this point, for good reason.

Y'Al-Qaeda burning cash & using unmarked cars....

09.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Phf is the best anime in anime land

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The JMP ($xxFF) bug on the original 6502: indirect jump wraps within the page instead of crossing into the next one. It's not a bug, it's a personality trait. Every emulator author learns this the hard way.

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Rendering for DELTA – 3D on MSX2 – Jacco's Blog

Blog entry from @jbikker.bsky.social about the rendering technique on DELTA. 3D on #MSX
jacco.ompf2.com/2026/03/07/r...

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0