Prolly go to jail for murder if I see one more fucking snowflake.
02.03.2026 21:44
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Prolly go to jail for murder if I see one more fucking snowflake.
Abigail Spanberger, a former Democratic member of Congress and undercover operative for the CIA, became Virginia’s 75th governor as the first woman chosen to lead a state.
“The history and the gravity of this moment are not lost on me,” she said. https://wapo.st/4pG3BSz
A line of 4 bottles of salad dressing, in various shades of beige, sitting on a picnic table in front of a community garden being tended to by 2 kids, in the very early evening.
Hidden Valley Flavored Ranch Dressing (1993-2000): A line of flavored Ranch salad dressings, marketed to kids as a way to make eating veggies more fun. Available in Nacho Cheese, Taco, Pizza, and "Super Creamy".
Eating coleslaw should be a felony.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger signed 10 executive orders on her first day, targeting cost of living, healthcare, housing and education issues.
Whole album still fire
The first time the WH heard a woman orgasm since Eleanor Roosevelt had her girlfriend up in there
I thought a 🥛 woman at my job was on my meat but told myself I was tripping because I ain’t never met one who was interested in me. But I was right, she’s definitely on my meat.
She’s a trust fund baby too so I might gotta disappoint my ancestors.
That demon tried to leap out of him
According to Consumer Affairs, the DC area has dethroned Los Angeles for having the worst traffic in the nation. They say the DMV's average commute time is now 33.4 minutes vs. 30.5 in Los Angeles. In 2024 DC was number 2.
John Gaines & Vic Mensa?! I need both😮💨
“95 is the route, not the speed limit.” Felt like that highway sign was for me…
Losing some fine 💩?
It hurt you to your heart
Let me tell you something… Losing some fine 💩?????
She really divorced that man and is now making out with Aaron Pierre.
Moral of the story: Leave him.
3 day weekends remind me how much we desperately need a standard 4 day work week.
Flooding in Central Texas has killed at least 24 people and at least 20 girls attending a summer camp are missing, officials said.
Who knew so many people hated fireworks...
Talk You Through It is perfect.
I’ve definitely let every person I’ve dated in my big age know that if we make it to cohabitation, I need my own space (bedroom and bathroom).
Only way I can get married fr. She can have the main suite, I will take the second biggest room but baby we gotta sleep separate sometimes
Drake the kid you went to school with that thought he was popular, but didn’t realize people only tolerate him bc his parents have a big house to throw parties.
You right cause it is. This moment in particular just feels urgent as hell.
Nah, this is very very wild. Thank you. I was writing a product last week and stopped mid sentence to type him an email that I was gonna send. Then decided I would read to him via FaceTime and then I was booking a ticket to do it in person.
#BlackSky
Post a quote that Black folks will immediately recognize:
Me: "FORTY DOLLARS?!?!"
so many responses begin with 199—
my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
Caesar Salad
The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
Not sure what’s happening with the planets and shit right now but imma fly to Ohio next week to tell my father what I feel and then come back home right after.
