it is a progressively evolving fine dining pokemon - the third stage will finally be a full meal.
06.03.2026 22:33
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it is a progressively evolving fine dining pokemon - the third stage will finally be a full meal.
a second miniscule guineafowl dish hits the MasterChef kitchen.
the very next episode 💀
The bird from Slay The Spire 2 - it has long legs, green plumage and a mop of shaggy green feathery hair. It's giving very They/Them
It's a very good bird though.
He has however excitedly showed off his bird to me 3 times.
Joining the Slay The Spire 2 Widows Society.
regardless of anyone opinion on the song, I think we can all come together to decide this is worst take.
How many times do we think Trump has watched Ready Player One?
this is some poor man's "Signature Dish"
a barren plate of food consisting of a single scrab of guineafowl breast and a roasted lettuce leaf (singular). There's a small jug of sauce on the side, it's a third full.
Had to excuse myself because I've been scream laughing at this plate of food on #MasterChefTheProfessionals for like 5 minutes. #MasterChefUK
~my aim was mysterious and sexy~
someone throw something at Amol Rajan and just shrug indifferently when he questions them about it.
small white dog with giant puff ball head
the dog looked at me!
this dog sat across from me in the train and the whole ride I tried to get him to look at me. he finally did after 1.5 hr
Disappointingly, the Scottish Heat this year wasn't completely insane. #gbm #GreatBritishMenu
How do you get a location designated as a site of religious importance?
An abandoned log flume cart
What if we kissed at the abandoned Alton Towers log flume cart by Big Tesco?
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The only real personality test is how you put your shopping trolley away.
I recapped the start of this week's #MasterChefTheProfessionals: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/05/m... the Italian speed of light, competing for the affections of a dead chicken, not being tricked by an enchantress and what *did* Jeannette do? #MasterChefUK
he was shown one AI generated powerpoint presentation and immediately gave them a jet and 4 missiles.
each missile has a little post-it note attached to it that reads "Sorry for the inconvenience :("
I see that not joining the war thing is going great.
Should've prepared myself for the obligatory "are you planning on going somewhere nice after this?"
Panicked about meeting my new therapist today and have come in full high glam.
they're back today and they've just rearranged an entire portion of the cafe just to cater to their weird 9 person meeting.
A driveway to a house, where there are visible footsteps made from stepping in white paint along with a trail of large white paint blobs. The trail lasts about 20/30 meters
Could still smell panic in the air round this suburban paint fail.
AND coffee prices have gone up 10p again
will "I'm late because I had to get off the bus due to a woman trimming her fingernails and just letting the clippings fly everywhere." fly with HR?
if you haven't got a Crying Girl Summer playlist, are you even human?
Roses by Awaken I Am
White Leather Electric Chair by Charming Liars
Dear Astronomer by Valiant Hearts
Timebomb by Koethe
Ms. Supernova by Friday Pilots Club
I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown semi-final! ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/04/p... aphantastic tomatoes, Bill's Fortress of Solitude, the sickest burn of Ancient Rome and the worst thing you can say about a lemon. #tgpt
welcome to Woke 2.0, baby!