Hangry Man

Okay I've set a timer on the sun, you got 1.5768e+17 seconds to evacuate the solar system now.

Its actually quite concerning that it could be true, and that pedophillic ultra-capitalist monster is still out there somewhere.

Ah, nostalgia

This is a thing I've seen.

A housecat with human ears and no tail is just a reverse neko.

This is a pretty alright game, fun with friends

Never heard a bad cover of this song.

If the religious nutters are right about who gets raptured the rest of us get left behind without any assholes on the planet.

If the religious nutters are wrong about who gets raptured then we leave all the assholes behind on the planet.

Either way we win.

Humans gonna human.

My autism was caused by the VCR eating my VHS tape.

I have the patience of a 3 year old with hot food. I want it in my face hole yesterday, I will burn my mouth on it, and you can't stop me.

Google "The Business Plot" and "Smedly Butler" if you don't know this story yet.

A long time ago in an internet far far away I too once youtubed. I had just started getting monetized, then the adpocalypse hit and took it all away.

An educated society tends to lean way more left on average than a poorly educated society.

This isn't about conservative view representation, this is about attacking our education systems to make people too stupid to be progressive.

I'd expect this kinda crap from dead bird social, but Bluesky was supposed to be better than this.

We need more buff Kobolds in the world.

Its one of those times when you read the news in a mix of abject horror and belly laughs.

As I approach middle age screaming into the void gets less and less desirable. To be honest these days I just wanna play video games and forget everything still sucks for a few goddamned hours.

Can't be any worse than being bored somewhere you're not allowed to leave from until certain prerequisite conditions partly beyond your control are met.

Some humans just plain don't make sense to the rest of us, and that's okay.

I will never be able to understand trans hate. I've always been of the opinion that I might not understand them, but they ain't hurtin nobody, yet despite that I can't go a day without seeing someone cashing out hard because some woman whose existence has no impact on their life used to be a feller.

that's a very expensive future coral reef

Piss up up down down left right left right and hit B A B A to ulock the secret level.

Honestly that placeholder name between Redskins and Commanders of "Washington Football Team" was the best name, they should have stuck with it.

Irritable Eggs Bacon Sausage & Taters.

(my horse is mad at his long ass name I guess)

Satellite Internet has been, is, and for a very long time will continue to be ass.

We need national broadband infrastructure so everyone can have a wired connection.

OH and now their base is imploding on them. Hats off the political strategist who came up with this one. Hopefully they keep making moves like this. Its gonna be hilarious to watch them disintegrate in real time.

The party that wouldn't stop screaming about pedophiles finally has a list of pedophiles who have gotten into high ranking positions across the country & a chance to do something about all these pedophiles. So they deny this list they campaigned on releasing exists.

Obviously they are on that list!