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Some very Miskatonic bumperstickers. Unpronounceable by humans, feared by nine of ten dark lords. But don’t listen to that tenth dark lord. Dude uses hotel shampoo, I mean.

Some very Miskatonic bumperstickers. Unpronounceable by humans, feared by nine of ten dark lords. But don’t listen to that tenth dark lord. Dude uses hotel shampoo, I mean.

If your rideshare shows up with these bumper stickers, do not get into that car

20.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Night Lights #oilpainting #art

19.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 5879 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 16
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Why does @bbnomula.bsky.social look like grown up Ike from South Park. 4th wall Canadian joke.

20.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

19.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 9256 πŸ” 2381 πŸ’¬ 238 πŸ“Œ 800
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Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

19.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 33829 πŸ” 7843 πŸ’¬ 1933 πŸ“Œ 783
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#monoprint Acrylic on Paper

#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative

19.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2522 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 6
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@sgj.bsky.social I was just in Lamesa a few days ago and now this? Glitch in the matrix

25.01.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We had a good run

03.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 14312 πŸ” 3140 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 22
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How my bidet looks at me after I order enchiladas with extra ranchero sauce

17.12.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No but literally

22.11.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I loved Frankenstein

12.11.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is literally never not accurate

10.11.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 20740 πŸ” 5110 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 91
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screaming bc before I watched Alien Earth, I thought this was a meme. but it absolutely is not.

14.08.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.08.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 1810 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 16
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This baby flamingo is so adorable… πŸ₯°
🦩

31.07.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 10031 πŸ” 1556 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 125
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110% tax on all income over $200k

31.07.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 8475 πŸ” 1074 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 105
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Millionaire safari boss gored by elephant & stamped to death in S. Africa THE owner of one of South Africa’s top game reserves was horrifically trampled to death as he tried to move elephants away from tourist lodges. Chief Executive Officer FC Conradie, who co-owns the …

Elephants killed the owner of one of South Africa’s top β€œgame reserves” and honestly good for the elephants. Nature is healing and all that.

www.the-sun.com/news/1479487...

31.07.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 28

A negaverse where there is a decades-long acab franchise of television shows, created by a man named Wolf Dick

01.08.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching 'Gangs of New York,' and while I know this film is riddled with inaccuracies, the most glaring one has to be Leonardo DiCaprio being attracted to 30 year old Cameron Diaz

07.07.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.07.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 33160 πŸ” 7723 πŸ’¬ 752 πŸ“Œ 315
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You can’t see me bc I’m holding a flag but guys I live in a 2k person extremely rural town in one of the reddest counties of WI. So many people showed up there was a line all the way to the highway.

I often feel a bit afraid due to my identity in this area but #nokings brought out so many

14.06.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 45695 πŸ” 6625 πŸ’¬ 1057 πŸ“Œ 309
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It's been a while.

15.06.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good doggie

14.06.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 42373 πŸ” 4954 πŸ’¬ 556 πŸ“Œ 276
May 5, 2025 cover of the New Yorker. 

Expository text:

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2025-05-05

May 5, 2025 cover of the New Yorker. Expository text: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2025-05-05

Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.

28.04.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 31208 πŸ” 6302 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 251
A color photo of a delicate and fluffy white medium-haired cat sitting on a window ledge. They are looking at the camera. What makes this photo extra special is that the cat is backlight by the sun coming through the window, the light illuminating their fluffy hair making them appear glowing and angelic.

A color photo of a delicate and fluffy white medium-haired cat sitting on a window ledge. They are looking at the camera. What makes this photo extra special is that the cat is backlight by the sun coming through the window, the light illuminating their fluffy hair making them appear glowing and angelic.

Luminous angel babby from my collection, ca. 1960s.

27.04.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 17783 πŸ” 1180 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 31

I am! Currently in Midland, actually. Was in Austin for a while but ended up back here as so many do. Plenty of family still in Greenwood, Odessa, & Stanton. (All over Texas, really.) Small world!

28.04.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0