Jennifer

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I found my collapsible NanoBag tote so I guess I’ll just be taking that on the Brightline and then shoving everything into my pockets when I get to Fort Lauderdale

my Kindle fits in my cargo shorts but my iPad doesn’t and I wanted to watch movies on the train 😭

this kind of bag policy pisses me the fuck off tbh, I’m taking a day trip, let me bring a cinch backpack or a clear bag like most real stadiums do

absolutely dying reading the press release. why is this so funny to me

at one point in the early 1990s I performed a dance routine on stage in a now-defunct mall in Delaware with a bunch of other kids and an adult dressed as Barney the dinosaur

I'm 40 years old and available as well

I don't care how hard my social media algorithms try, I am not getting sucked into another fictional fandom, I can't do it, my brain is still broken from the last one and I just can't

$17 USD 😂 It will last me about 3-4 months

I present, for the horror of all my non-American friends, this giant bottle of ibuprofen that I purchased today

WAFCON 2026 postponed fewer than two weeks before planned start date CAF said the decision was taken "in the light of certain unforeseen circumstances".

Official: WAFCON 2026 has been postponed until July 25th — August 16th.

For NWSL stars Temwa Chawinga and Barbra Banda, that could mean missing 7 league matches each.

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all I can think about when I watch rain games is how horrible the sensory experience of wet clothes is

lost track of the goals VAR has called off

turns out my dad likes the Vegemite I brought home from vacation

I see not a big crowd wanted to get heat stroke at the Japan game

all-timer sports graphic dropped

sometimes I think I'm nuts and then I see a Youtube video of a guy taking Greyhound from NYC to LA for the purpose of carrying an open 7-11 cup of water from the Atlantic ocean the whole way to pour into the Pacific ocean

I may have binge-read a LOT of gay sports books in February

well, this has been a soccer game

I wanted to make coffee when I got up for this game but my dad went to bed with his bedroom door open which is right next to our kitchen so I’m not doing that at 4am 🫠

what's going on with Matildas goalkeepers man 😭

I’m so bored in my house but leaving the house means sitting in traffic and spending money and I don’t want to do either of those things so I guess I’m just going to play Genshin and read gay sports books 🫠

the PWHL is super neat, I’m glad we have it even though I’ve still failed to learn a single thing about hockey since its inception 💀

my social media algorithms heard I’m thinking about visiting Japan and now all my video recs are about that

In Praise of the Unity Kit The Orlando Pride hit it out of the park on their newest secondary kit.

Our Ben Miller (@el-real-bean.bsky.social) dives into the Orlando Pride's new Unity Kit. And he likes it.
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BlueCo appointing a bloke with no women's football experience to report on the women's team into 2 blokes with no women's football experience

all of the jokes I want to make are absolutely horrible

If you're a sports executive and you suggest variable pricing for ADA parking you should get [redacted]

I read Atmosphere last year and loved it - I got lucky and found two signed copies at a bookstore “fill a tote bag for $35” sale so I kept one and gave one to a soccer tailgate friend 😂

I wish I could tell people on work calls “TurboTax sucks and I don’t care that it thinks we have your taxes wrong”