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when i was a kid i lived near the cement plant the movie was filmed in. it was the most advanced one in the world for like two years and quickly fell into disuse

my instincts tell me to short this baby

cant wait to get my commissioned art on a cd in the mail

yooo i remember when they added petpetpets

my parents got a samsung washer/dryer combo the same year as they released the samsung death note (the galaxy note that kills)

and of course, there's an explosion risk with one of them.

the washer.

Akuma probably has at least one non-honorary doctorate, dude gets around between jobs. Ran a whole theme park for ogres in Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix.

There was a cancelled design where he had a baby on his back.

from software have set a gold standard for asset reuse

we're in a special time for godawful hair. tucker carlson's hair looked like an oiled, sculpted blob the last time i saw it

Imagine if Dark Souls had been completely free up until the Lordvessel. God I miss shareware.

i love the zombie killing competition in dorohedoro. it's all very normal there, and many people are far more reasonable than you'd expect in general

you can't take the association out when she gets money from the profits, and she directly funnels profits back into trans panic stuff

"fine/decent" is the worst review i would give a game. if i gotta have 20 years of attachment to enjoy something, it ain't good

if you try to learn now, you can't mess it up further than you were already planning to cut!

i got too self conscious and tired but i tried to type out "hey how do i use sad bad times from my past to fuel good times in a video game" in a more coherent manner

if you always do it wrong, youll get a ton of corrective fanart

i yell incredibly loudly and know how to use the internet, can I be head executor or something? cardinal? your office also lacks a vizier, and I do not backstab a client...

four murasame did it better!

*clicks SmarterChild and the anarchist cookbook in my adventure game and drags them together*

swooning as I notice the criminal's spray can has left a definite, but subtle warping across the canvas of my crayon self portrait

You can use mkxp-z for a lot of these and get better window sizing/controls/compatibility!

if I was an artist, someone pulling a DB Cooper/Mission Impossible Laser Grid with my work would be a huge compliment. Wouldn't even care about the work at that point, that would become the art for me.

NETI-POTS: GOD'S GIFT TO SINUSES?

HOW I DIED TO MY CROCK POT: AN OBITUARY ("hey y'all watch this" style joke piece)

COOKING RECIPE THAT WOULD NOT IMPRESS A MIDWESTERN CHILD

i can crank out endless articles for your opinion page. one time theoretical nyt opinion writer hazel will work for anyone

i have raised my price to 90k sign-on as i now consider myself an expert in several new fields

the first post has engagement bait, something the wsj opinion page no longer has, with "publication's opinion piece". people will feel compelled to correct this as their pampered ass life is devoid of other meaning

9/11 for the modern youth: we will never get a castlevania that focuses on the international war on dracula (real, not in any media)

what happened to necco wafers? (engagement bait, tricks millenials into eating necco wafers)

I Saw A Minority (no actual article just panicked button mashes)

@wsj.com hello, i have noticed many articles from publication's opinion pages that state the most contorted, desperate takes from the worst people

can i get a cool 70k and a house? i can write articles like "Ritual scarification? The new trend!" and "These Colors Do Run: An Exposé of Trump Hats"

they privatized the mental health half of medicaid here and it's lowest-bidder

health insurance is magical and by magical i mean faustian at best

monster hunter in Infinite is so fun though. Not worth like 70gb of space and an hour per match load times (the latter is exaggerated)

I had a reply but I got paralyzed by the thought of Pedro Pascal Dante.

they are trapped in a combination of bystander syndrome and fear of setting historical precedent.

wesker is an immortal catboy who runs a medical company with first aid spray and green herb. he has no reason to fuck around.

Anyway time to take on this virus from a rocket.