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Michael williamson

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cycling, less of the sea swimming and running these days., Tall and can become grumpy if not fed regularly. Like to cook, love to eat more. He/him. Opinions my own and not representative of my employer etc etc. Particular interest in post brexit impacts NI

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A mushroom on a woodland floor. It has a double stalk and from this angle it looks very like a pair of legs, a human bottom and a hitched up skirt exposing same.

A mushroom on a woodland floor. It has a double stalk and from this angle it looks very like a pair of legs, a human bottom and a hitched up skirt exposing same.

Looks like a fun guy.

13.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 354 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 18
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?

13.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1295 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

#speirgorm an excellent article.

13.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats fantastic news

10.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they played in Bangor leisure centre as part of the same tour- and bangor wasn't even a city back then !

10.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great that it's not arthritis

10.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sleepy looking tabby kitten looking at the camera

Sleepy looking tabby kitten looking at the camera

Im getting my dose of cuddles before I head to work

10.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you got him home ok

10.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

08.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 597 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Our one had some recently and I brought them into work and they went down very well ( apart from the weird folks that don't like marzipan)

07.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im imagining some sort of Area 52 hangar out the back of the observatory

07.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A colleague has 105 Di2 on his bike and is very very impressed with it

07.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's a Hiberno English thing

07.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds amazing, hope you've a great time

07.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope they take their wee glove off first!

07.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Spotify app showing it playing Dirge by Death in Vegas

Screenshot of Spotify app showing it playing Dirge by Death in Vegas

Had been wracking my mind yesterday about a track from a group i remembered seeing at Shine on one of the few nights I was there to dance rather than working the bar. After spending lunch doing random Googling for 90s electronic groups i finally remembered. Even better it still sounds awesome

06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear of your loss Louise, but it sounds like she was a wonderful woman

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids are with their mum this weekend, so I took myself off to ride around tollymore and the mournes for a few hours in the sunshine. Now im gonna make a tasty dinner for us and then sit down and watch a silly film whilst getting pished

28.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah thats shite, sorry to hear this and hope something new comes soon

26.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's horrendous, every time I looked closer it got worse

23.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same here, though thankfully it's not something I liked anyway

23.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top secret is on netflix at the moment, id never seen it before but it's a very silly spoof with Val kilmer in it

22.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair play to Alexa for going on dealing with that shite

21.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Head of police: So we're going to arrest Andrew

Officer: sure boss, no sweat

Head of police: yup, that's the guy

20.02.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They really lean into this fact in south Down with a BrontΓ« homeland and BrontΓ« primary school - but my personal favourite was the BrontΓ« Steakhouse

20.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bored now. arrest another one

19.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s not illegal to dip your balls into a Pot Noodle no matter what they say!

18.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Thats a gap

16.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im impressed and regretful that I've never done that myself. Are you all having lasagne or just her?

11.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats and have a great season

10.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0