Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B[Sky]

Hey, bacterial film is still a film

that's... not particularly gobsmacking. I mean, have you seen *waves hands at everything*

sounds like "woke"

"Go fuck yourself, cunt."

Oh, do you have a 3d printer? www.yeggi.com/q/anal+plug/

A lot of off duty nurses will totally take a look at it, but then ask if anyone's got a leatherman and can you get a shot of vodka as antiseptic.

An old fashioned catalog advertising "Louisville Slugger" baseball bats.

a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt on Alt: Steve Rogers shaking his head sadly in disbelief.

aus.social/@neoluddite/...

jundies

they would be laid off even if they hit these goals. quotas are meant to be impossible carrots

Yep, good* old Gervais Principle at work

that's what slugs do, yeah

Two gay cowboys from Brokeback Mountain, cuddling each other in a manly way.

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How was your trip up? A little rocky?

the profits have spoken

does "20+ blocks" mean what I think it does?

Warum nicht beides?

goddam Bluesky, why you gotta fuck up the gifs

Colm Meaney in a 70's looking tracksuit with a big pair of garden shears, snipping them menacingly while saying "snip. snip snip" also menacingly.

No, it's because their feelings are easily hurt by your online comments

I would've thought current events demonstrate pretty conclusively that you do not, in fact, gotta have an understanding

Gotta have the antichrist before you can have the second coming

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

I don't see any dick tho

looks like someone didn't read the instructions when gluing it together?

Kansarse, maybe?

@oysta.au just buy a shrinkwrap machine, problem solved