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more likely that they all clogged the toilets at the airport after chugging unpasteurized whole milk.

13.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 39735 πŸ” 8166 πŸ’¬ 1311 πŸ“Œ 357

when the 17th gin and tonic hits

13.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We put an alcoholic rapist in charge of the military and he’s confessing to war crimes from the Pentagon podium.

When we restore democracy, we need to put the people who committed crimes in prison.

13.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 901 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 23

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

13.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 5176 πŸ” 1202 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 24

well, at least we can be confident that nobody could have predicted this.

13.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude. It’s so good!

13.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every once in a while, I see an actual human on the internet. This is one of them. And it's very refreshing.

12.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In two minutes this doctor explains why anti-trans hysteria is completely unscientific and based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how transitioning facilitated through the medical system actually works

12.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

Guillotine futures going crazy rn

12.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno man... I'm pretty sure we should stop handing power to these absolute fuck witted weasel freaks.

Their brains are pure mush.

Fucking loser things we're going to "liberate" the male working class by filling the entire world with utter slop.

Nobody will enjoy living in that world. It sucks.

12.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look at that super serious big boy face!!

11.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But when they send Vance to try to destroy the welfare state in Minnesota, they do call that a β€œwar.”

11.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 904 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 3

this would never happen in the gay of hormuz

[im sorry i dont know how to process catastrophe]

11.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 481 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Boy, 7, dies of brain condition caused by world’s most contagious disease β€” years after he had it as a baby Even those who make a full recovery from the initial infection face a lurking threat: a deadly disease that remains latent until striking β€” and killing β€” years later.

California boy dies of SSPE (measles complication) after being infected at age 7 months, when he was too young to be vaccinated.

10.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 573 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 97

It is all for fuelling a maniacal narcissist’s unearned ego.

10.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11631 πŸ” 4773 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

These decrepit, senile, hateful freaks really need to do us all a favour and speed up the natural cycle, holy fuck.

10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

10.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1917 πŸ” 423 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4

it's almost as if they're.... *gasp*... lying?!?!

10.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If gender were the immutable biological reality they claim to believe it is, they wouldn't need to spend so much energy policing it like this.

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1750 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

I find it extremely difficult to believe that anyone experiencing what honestly looks like the apocalypse is going to regard it as a form of liberation or that anyone responsible for it actually cares about how Iranians regard it at all.

09.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 2204 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

The United States is a rogue, terrorist entity that must be isolated and prosecuted for its heinous crimes against humanity.

08.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed Residents report terror of smoke-filled city, from potentially toxic rain, air and water to food scarcity and difficulty of escape

"Smoke has covered the entire city. I have severe shortness of breath and burning in my eyes and throat."

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

08.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Logging in to provide further proof, so all the conservative influencers and β€œjournalists” stop downplaying this.

Shawn Beauvais-MacDonald (who showed up to intimidate me) is a SELF-DESCRIBED Nazi.

Alex Vriend, who Western Standard platformed, is a SELF-DESCRIBED white nationalist.

Receipts.

08.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 644 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 5

Now we all pay the price of this act of terror with high prices at the pumps, furnace oil and diesel.

The environmental consequences is catastrophic, similar to that of a nuclear explosion.

Trump and his military are more of a threat to the global welfare than any other country.

Sickening.

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

but like.... these playgrounds sucked ass.

07.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I like that Canada has major political parties like β€œliberal”, β€œconservative”, and β€œFrench”

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1031 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 13
Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism.
+ Burlington County
Girl Scout troop's cookie booth outside Mount Laurel marijuana dispensary draws praise, criticism
By WPVI, Amanda Pitts
March 06, 2026, 17:52
MOUNT LAUREL, N.J. (WPVI) -- A Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism, prompting the cancellation of a planned follow-up sale.

Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism. + Burlington County Girl Scout troop's cookie booth outside Mount Laurel marijuana dispensary draws praise, criticism By WPVI, Amanda Pitts March 06, 2026, 17:52 MOUNT LAUREL, N.J. (WPVI) -- A Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism, prompting the cancellation of a planned follow-up sale.

people opposing this are cowards

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 887 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 78
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Israeli Nazi Ethnic Cleansing Barbarians are the epitome of evil! πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ίβ˜ οΈπŸ€–

06.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 8