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Cyan Collier

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Reformed tech entrepreneur, midlife crisis-bating bassist, guitarist and singer. Skeeting into the void.

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Not so much apathetic as apoplectic.

04.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can at least take some solace in The Daily Mail’s dwindling readership numbers.

01.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of cognitive dissonance it would take to believe that headline leads me to believe that Camilla Tominey is simply writing what she is duty bound to write as a Telegraph journalist. Which makes her an empty vessel. (And easily replaceable by AI).

01.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, she has failed (as a decent human being), so…

28.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They lost by 4000 votes even though the opposition were split between Green and Labour under FPTP. That’s a great result. I agree the media need to stop giving Reform so much coverage though, and start treating them like the losers they are.

27.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The establishment. Giving fascists the benefit of the doubt since 1933.

25.02.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could say he’s had a good innings, but…

20.02.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same as it always was.

20.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minister of β€œI wouldn’t go in there for a while”.

17.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, that’s as a husband. As a human being it’s β€œDarling, put the messiah complex down”.

17.02.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a serious point that social media is clearly harming a subset of people of every age, but that harm manifests itself differently in people of different ages.

And people under 16 are much more accustomed to being told what to do than people over 65.

16.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I preferred it when these old codgers were just shouting at the wall down the local pub. They were somehow easier to ignore back then.

16.02.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think it’s only going to take half a day? I’m setting aside half a week in March to dick about with that shit.

16.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, if it was Hannan making that prediction, it didn’t have much chance of being right.

15.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty easy to tell what is just racism though.

15.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. There’s something so British about her look, yet he could be a racist from anywhere.

15.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Sickos ha ha yes.gif]

14.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This should be on the mind of every by-election voter as they enter the polling booth, and it’s not that’s a failure of the media to report on who these people are.

14.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the halcyon days of Twitter labelling shills with β€œRussia state affiliated media”.

14.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Flibble doesn’t like the metropolitan elite does he Matthew?

No, no he doesn’t, do you Mr Flibble?

The metropolitan elite make Mr Flibble very cross, don’t they Matthew?

Yes, yes they make him very cross indeed.

13.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No mass graves, no extermination camps, just millions of deaths from preventable disease. I hope history records Musk as the perpetrator of this crime against humanity, so he can take his place beside the most notorious despots of history.

13.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG that chart shows we’re almost up to 0.6 thingies. That’s good… I mean bad, right?

11.02.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOnce AI has taken all the jobs you can all sell artisanal embroidery to each other” is the latest tech bro β€˜vibe’.

07.02.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It says: β€œHuh, what did you expect? Consistency and self-awareness?”

07.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See also: β€œIf the sun rises tomorrow it proves we’re ruled by alien lizards”

*sun rises*.

β€œSee, you all said I was mad but I’ve been proven right”.

Sigh…

07.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that as PM he said and did such arsehole-ish things, yet as not PM he seems like such a decent chap, really makes you wonder what high office requires of people.

07.02.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting comment about the music though. The far right really don’t understand lyrics do they?

06.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fully automated necessity feudalism.

06.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rather than the void?

06.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThings have to get worse before they can get better” is my pet hate.

02.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0