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Jake Clerico

@j-odinsson

I write stuff, you should pay me for it.

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Hey NFL? Not cool with the creepy ass robot commercial thanks

09.02.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought some apple cinnamon air wick refills yesterday and they smell like bubblegum. This is not what I purchased.

07.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't help but wonder if I'm too emotional. I can't seem to detach myself from my job to the point where helping people do sports betting doesn't disgust me.

Anyway help me find a job please.

07.02.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss Bojangles BAD. And Biscuitville.

01.02.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I still feel this way but worse. And more specific. Customer service is fine, but customer service for what I'm currently doing suuuuuuuucks.

24.01.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man you never taught LOTR in any of our classes c'mon Gwyn๐Ÿ˜ญ

24.01.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Magical Time Wizards was one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever seen. I watched those first 2 episodes so many times. I'm sorry you weren't able to complete the 3rd, I know you said then just how much work it was. You did an incredible job.

22.01.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news then ๐Ÿ’˜

22.12.2025 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just a quarter, Charlie Brown

24.11.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kindly asking bsky to change the app color back, I liked the old one better

22.11.2025 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Rocket Money stop telling me I have a low balance in my bank account I AM WELL AWARE

18.11.2025 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're back baby

10.11.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me write, let me edit, let me proofread, let me create. I don't care what it is just not this anymore.

05.11.2025 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a new job. Something that isn't customer service. I've been in this field for over a decade and it's driving me insane. Just put me in a position where I can work on tasks or something all day without needing this.

05.11.2025 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

in a respectful way. The next two parts of the trilogy, while not bad per se (I actually prefer Ends to Kills myself), were not needed. The 2018 film really captured everything about Halloween and provided a satisfying follow-up and conclusion to the story. The next two films ruin that conclusion.

03.11.2025 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After re-watching the 2018 Halloween, I've come to the conclusion (as a long time fan of the series) that it was exactly the sequel/reboot the original needed, or at least deserved.

It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original

03.11.2025 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's no better slasher film and, in my opinion, no better horror film.

01.11.2025 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me know when ya find out, I need some

31.10.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little column a, little column b

30.10.2025 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry those 356 are me, working on making up the difference as we speak

29.10.2025 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!

29.10.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 586 ๐Ÿ” 263 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please no.

28.09.2025 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Who cares about the Oxford comma?"

YOU CAN PRY THE OXFORD COMMA FROM MY COLD, DEAD WORD DOC

28.09.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dead Zone I think. Goddamn that one is funny.

20.09.2025 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isn't the first act of political violence this year. I don't think it will be the last. But remember this is not what we fight for. This isn't how we fight. We need to stand together against tyranny, against weaponized fear and hatred. We need to realize that we're better than this and BE that.

10.09.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I've always found Charlie Kirk and his rhetoric utterly distasteful, if not disgusting, what happened today was truly abhorrent.

We should never resort to such extremes. We should never have been pushed to this point. But I fear that we've come to a true point of no return.

10.09.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@discord.com Please help me.

Someone has hacked my account and is now demanding I pay a ransom for it.

09.09.2025 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 288 ๐Ÿ” 154 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Yeah so the attention I got for reading books as a kid was NOT the attention one seeks out.

27.08.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm supposed to be eating 225 grams of protein a day and frankly I have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to do that

22.08.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.08.2025 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0