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Kim H

@fakegiraffe

I am a game producer on Overwatch, and I love spreadsheets, bullet pointed lists, and beautiful places. I'll follow back any Blizz employee! Views are my own.

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Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively.

The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him.

The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth.

The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend.

The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine.

The sixth has a miserable practice:
He condemns the soul through [false] oaths
so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.

Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively. 
The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him. 
The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth. 
The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend. The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine. The sixth has a miserable practice: He condemns the soul through [false] oaths so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.

The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog
held by a chain and who barks all the time;
its round head is ready for a fight.

The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness
that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children;
the evilness of drunkenness shows in him.

The ninth helplessly becomes crazy,
everything that he knows, sees, or hears,
he presents openly to everyone.

The tenth fights against sleep.

The eleventh sings wild songs
and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning.

The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking
that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat
and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog held by a chain and who barks all the time; its round head is ready for a fight. The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children; the evilness of drunkenness shows in him. The ninth helplessly becomes crazy, everything that he knows, sees, or hears, he presents openly to everyone. The tenth fights against sleep. The eleventh sings wild songs and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning. The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard

06.03.2026 05:01 👍 360 🔁 68 💬 11 📌 17
an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 👍 3171 🔁 1244 💬 28 📌 17

Same!

20.01.2026 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I could sit in this energy. Loving this dreaminess that feels like a window into a forgotten myth.
Gorgeous painting by Carrie Ann Baade

#beautifulbizarre #surrealism #contemporarypainter #classicalinfluence #fantasyart

19.01.2026 03:30 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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A ship laden with treasure sails proud and unaware that beneath the waves, the kraken stirs. 🐙🦑 What brave heros dare retrieve what was lost?

Get your own set of ceramic dice, August 1st at 6pm ET.

#dice #ttrpg #dnd

17.07.2025 01:13 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Clair Obscur complete, now onto Blue Prince!

02.07.2025 06:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Done!

09.05.2025 06:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hand holding a sticker that says "You're not an imposter if you're doing the work"

A hand holding a sticker that says "You're not an imposter if you're doing the work"

Picked up this sticker yesterday as a much needed reminder.
Putting it here for anyone else who may need to hear it too.

07.04.2025 15:13 👍 146 🔁 46 💬 1 📌 1

I rarely get past ante 9 so I need some new strats!

18.03.2025 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful!

17.03.2025 04:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg how did you do that??

17.03.2025 04:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

27.02.2025 10:14 👍 6950 🔁 1659 💬 46 📌 38
Still from a video of animated text from @itsanimatedtext with Barbie in a teal dress with the words self care is officially over, we’re doing drugs again overlaid

Still from a video of animated text from @itsanimatedtext with Barbie in a teal dress with the words self care is officially over, we’re doing drugs again overlaid

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

25.02.2025 04:29 👍 6784 🔁 1930 💬 41 📌 80

S A M E

16.02.2025 06:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

06.02.2025 03:59 👍 11810 🔁 2344 💬 145 📌 113
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Wooooow look at the Le Château des Valkyries exhibition, sited as the biggest showcase of Joana Vasconcelos’ work in Germany to date. It's astonishing!

📸 © Jenny Feldmann
Landesmuseen SH

#beautifulbizarre #textilerart #installation #art

03.02.2025 09:30 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

Stalled out here too!

03.02.2025 06:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The “conspiracy theory” meme from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where a character is pointing at a messy wall of notes and photos with arrows drawn on them. Except that the character is Nintendo’s Luigi, wearing his white gloves. I spent entire minutes photoshopping this, so I hope you appreciate it.

The “conspiracy theory” meme from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where a character is pointing at a messy wall of notes and photos with arrows drawn on them. Except that the character is Nintendo’s Luigi, wearing his white gloves. I spent entire minutes photoshopping this, so I hope you appreciate it.

Good morning BlueSky! I was drafting this post yesterday when the news of more #layoffs hit, and I couldn’t find the heart to finish. But I’m going to plow through. What’s going on in #gaming right now? Let’s look at some charts and data. A 🧵!

28.01.2025 22:14 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

I literally need everyone in games, regardless of discipline, to read this book.

17.01.2025 04:53 👍 208 🔁 40 💬 8 📌 0

No

18.01.2025 07:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gandalf the White saying, "Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth"

Gandalf the White saying, "Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth"

me when any program's AI assistant asks me if I want help writing:

11.01.2025 00:28 👍 9279 🔁 2874 💬 25 📌 34
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amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon

03.01.2025 21:46 👍 1561 🔁 318 💬 48 📌 96

I got to play about 2 days of dragon age before I left for the holidays. Which means yes, all I got through was character creation.

25.12.2024 00:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Britain has seen an alarming rise in poetry sales
--The Economist, 15 Jan 2024

Britain has seen an alarming rise in poetry sales --The Economist, 15 Jan 2024

2024 Headline of the Year nominee (January)

22.12.2024 19:14 👍 1598 🔁 341 💬 15 📌 46

Zzzzzzzzzz….

13.12.2024 07:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of patrick holding a flag and a sign that says happy friday jr. ALT: a cartoon of patrick holding a flag and a sign that says happy friday jr.
13.12.2024 06:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IT IS STIL THURSDAY HERE 😭

13.12.2024 06:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is the energy I am trying to bring to 2025.

13.12.2024 04:03 👍 844 🔁 209 💬 21 📌 24

BALATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

13.12.2024 05:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I finally beat Metaphor! And took this photo a second too late for when it said “credits”

11.12.2024 08:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0