Amy A. Cowan

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

I'm a notary public. I can fill out forms and check IDs. I took an oath to the Constitution of the United States AND the Nevada Constitution. How do I have more training than someone who carries a gun and works for the federal government?

You'll just be having a good time at home, and then some bitch ass does the shave and a haircut knock, and you *know* they have some bullshit to sell you. Do they think I'll be activated like Roger Rabbit and I'll jump out, sing "Twoooooo Biiittts," and then buy their solar panels?

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Sometimes I just like quietly listening to rain while I relax...🤷‍♀️

TICK BONESTEEL

A somewhat contrasty photo of the full moon.

That’s no moon!
Ahem. Sorry. I mean, that Snow Moon.

Oh man, this one hurts.

Catherine O’Hara was an absolute comic genius. Just so sharp and always calibrated perfectly to the moment.

Gone way too young.

Rest in peace, you brilliant star.

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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

There's an ovulation app that advertised during the Dateline podcast, and my new conspiracy theory is that the app is actually an op that is going to get you to stop your birth control so that you'll accidentally get pregnant and have a stupid man's baby, and then steal your information and sell it.

I've never enjoyed a podcast segment where they talk to one of the host's kids. It's never been interesting, or insightful, or surprising, or funny. It's just some random shit where a kid laughs and says, "I don't knoooowwww." And the parents laugh. And the kid laughs some more. But *I'm* not.

OMG, fuck your baskets. My melamine sponges are just going to have to exist in their original packaging. I'm not buying a goddamn wicker basket.

The biggest thing I did in 2025 is like the 5000th thing on YouTube. Apparently subsequent likes will get rid of my oldest like and I hate that.

Yeah, especially since Moriarty keeps gaining sentience and attempting to kill Data.

I like the Clair Obscur music... lol

Swedish meatballs and whatever weird cake they have.

Authors been dunking on this all day, but let me say to my fellow white men: there are roughly 95M of us in America. NINETY. FIVE. MILLION. If you can't answer the question of what makes YOU unique in the year of our Lord 2025, during peak Attention Economy, God help you cause less diversity won't.

Today is Boxing Day, so don’t forget to lace up your gloves and challenge your neighbor to a few rounds of the “sweet science”

This is deep family lore.

When me and my sister were little kids we saw red lights shining into our bedroom window on Christmas Eve when we were trying to sleep. We thought it was Santa and Rudolph’s red nose, but in retrospect I’m pretty sure it was the cops lol

I make it a point not to make eye contact with the car next to me at a stop light because I'm afraid they'll think I want to drag race.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

The Baby-Sitters Club #32: Kristy and the Secret of Susan #books 📚💙

Rereading My Childhood - The Baby-Sitters Club #32: Kristy and the Secret of Susan In which some things haven’t aged well, a few things are progressive, and other things have aged extremely poorly.

In which some things haven't aged well, a few things are progressively, and other things have aged extremely poorly.

#books 📚💙

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Aww! Baby's first signature!

NANCY WAS VERY TIRED SO SHE IS LEANING ON A BUSH IN THE LADY'S YARD, THE LADY ANGRILY SHOUTED AT NANCY FROM HER WINDOW LADY: STOP RESTING ON MY LAURELS

STOP RESTING
ON MY LAURELS

‘Twas Hubris Led Me Here,’ Thinks Naked Woman Sitting On Public Toilet With Romper Around Her Ankles PROVIDENCE, RI—Realizing the depths of her mistake far too late, local woman Alicia Cohen quietly admitted to herself, “Twas hubris led me here,” as she sat naked on a public toilet with her romper ar...

A lot of people are talking about their favorite @theonion.com articles and I really want to shoutout this article that @amyacowan.bsky.social and I have sent back and forth to each other over the years

Wow, not that much! I should get sainthood!

@profanity.accountant OH great Bluesky account, how much do I swear?