“I need the biggest burrito you have. No that’s too big.”
06.03.2026 20:23
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“I need the biggest burrito you have. No that’s too big.”
Anyone else remember that the opening of “Scarface” was based on real events?
I’d love an enamel pin version of this!
Me pocketing MREs during FTX: ”Fuck my GED. You know how much the surplus store will take for these?!”
Reminds me of dudes back in 2006 telling me “Hey man we should totally invest in Iraqi Dinars the value can only go up!”
Well at least polishing boots has gone by the wayside.
AHHHHHHH! Hockey!
Dan was always great on the Dogzone. I heard him on the Defector podcast a bunch too so it always felt like a fun crossover episode.
I am sorry for Steelers fans but this is tremendous content.
I did this to a cake when I turned 45 and it was glorious.
Please stop making him sound cool.
Get his ass!
This is great news for Mr. Boop.
I’m mad at you for that but I’m madder at myself for laughing.
Nice work!
No, no, they screwed up the punctuation. It’s supposed to say “Don’t? Be evil!”
How is this video not playing “Rock Star” instead of “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
Came for the Toyotathon replies, leaving satisfied.
Wow, he was actually drowning in it.
I should have specified a shot of that general distance is a gimmie with a rifle. If Oswald used a pistol he would have been lucky to hit the Lincoln they were riding in.
Difficult but not improbable. He was less than 100 yards from Kennedy, and it’s usually a gimmie at that distance to hit within a 10 inch circle. Harder to hit a moving target, although Kennedy was moving away from Oswald, not across from him.
I don’t believe in a vast conspiracy with Oswald but I can‘t hold it against anyone who does because of him getting shot like right away.
That's awesome
So much this. I do not want everything in life to be app-afied. What in hell are they doing?
Imagine him at a baccarat table:
Croupier: “Égalité, sir”
Godzilla in building sized tux: [Screams, vaporizes croupier]
They do have more paws I will give you that one.
Well the wolf thing is easy. They don’t have fists!!
