DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp

And finally…

“Look around your environment for opportunities…that being said, I will NOT have my daughter late for her own wedding!”

Thank you, Everyone!
Good night!!!

Do you understand the class work?
You start by melting butter in a nonstick skillet. Medium-high to high heat.

Didn’t Ms. Griffin cover this yesterday?

This bra is killing me.

How to patch and repair drywall…the hard way.

That must’ve took some serious training!

Congratulations to Lisa “The Hobbit Skank” Lalenska!!!!🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations Ron Tapioca!!!👍👍👍

Congratulations Mike Derucki !!!🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations Billy Baroo!!!

If I could DOUBLE-NOT-WATCH the State-of-the-Union address tonight, I would.

How anyone can stand listening to that moron tonight is beyond me.

Carrying on my tradition of NEVER watching a State-of-the-Union address.

Who can call BINGO first?

"Piss on a Tesla" - Original song by DAЯK MATTEЯ YouTube video by TheHappySpaceman

"Do your civic duty while doing your duty and piss on a Tesla today!"

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I would check and see who blocked me but I’m already depressed enough.

Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?

I have an easier time finding gold than those.

It’s “password123”

Virtually unbreakable.

Or Star Lord. He was a good captain. Except when he fought the Daleks.

What?

What’s that!?!?

Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.

Ummmm…I gotta go.

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!

Sorry… I’m just not in the mood to read posts about Epstein.

Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!

I get no engagement all day long.

I used to rely on Bluesky for a quantum of engagement.

Thank you, Evilbatwitch!

Let’s take down the giant mural in the lobby.

I will be replacing it with my artwork.

Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.

I’m not running a business here or anything.

Well, I guess since no one is here, I’ll do a little redecoration.

Let me start with the logo first.

I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.

One wonderful person!
Glad you’re alive and well.

Did everyone block me?

(Knocking on my tablet screen)

Hello? HELLO!??

Star Wars was ok when Spock was on it.

I’ll take anything that will send him to the lake of fire.

See…

I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.

Every social media platform I’ve been on is never short on words.

No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.

I think the whole Epstein thing won’t do anything to get the orange orangutan out of the White House.

A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.

What a big nothing burger.

The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.