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Neil Dutton

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Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.

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tyler linderbaum’s agent been countering every contract offer with a $2 million increase for every center retirement

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my absolute fav racists are the ones who open with "do you speak English?" I have been told my face lights up on hearing this sentence

06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

To say this after bombing a school and killing nearly 200 children is baffling. Admiral Cooper has no credibility and should resign.

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œwhat are some accessories he could use to reconcile with his brother and process recent existential trauma”
β€œuhhhhh”

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 530 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

So do the Bears sign Lindebaum or McGovern?

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Four Tight Ends To Buy, Sell, Or Hold In Dynasty Leagues - Dynasty League Football We discuss the current value of four tight ends.

🚨 DON'T MISVALUE THE TIGHT END POSITION.

The TE landscape is notoriously difficult to navigate. Holding the wrong assets or missing out on key buy windows can put your roster at a disadvantage. See exactly what to do with these four tight ends before their trade values shift. -->

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m assuming the other option is β€œNight out with James Corden?”

06.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(turning a big rusty crank) let’s fire up another day here on the bullshit machine

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had a *dream in a **long ***time

*banana
**Honda
***Civic

06.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild that the current administration is out here just ignoring that I would be CORRUPT AS HELL for an astoundingly low price.

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A large number of these posts seem to belong to @dennycarter.bsky.social

Do not let them silence you Denneth

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1763 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Damn right.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we've upgraded from "schadenfruede" to "perfectenschlag"

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife does.

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Do you like Tolstoy?"
"Of course. Who doesn't?"
"What's your favourite book?"
"The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him".

26.11.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Luther Time.

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never β€œwant you to want me”

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bills needed a receiver
DJ Moore is a receiver
Bills need DJ Moore

Very close to All Dogs have four legs
My cat has four legs
Therefore my cat is a dog.

Not sure how I feel about this move, to be honest.

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

The Chicago Bears are finalizing a deal to send WR D.J. Moore to the Buffalo Bills.

Compensation updates to follow.

Per Adam Schefter.

05.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

Why did Venmo decide we wanted to see the things our friends are sending each other money for?

05.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The main podcast is *BACK* with @andybehrens.bsky.social -- we will preview all the skill-position names you need to know who might be on the move for free agency next week.

Very fun show!
(link is πŸ‘‡)

05.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘€

The teaser for #SFB15 dropped on Thursday, March 6, 2025.

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hope all's well

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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An inside look at NFL scouting reports, and the scouts who create them An NFL scouting report can range from traditional sentences to a series of color-coded messages, shorthand terms and emoji-like tags.

Before a player is an NFL draft pick, he is the subject of a scouting report.

These, and the scouts that build and evolve them, are the DNA of a roster.

I spent the combine talking to scouts about how they write the reports that shape their teams - and the draft: www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...

05.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5
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New episode of the ALL NFL Draft Podcast went up yesterday

πŸƒ #NFLCombine Testing Winners
🏈 Position Drill Winners
πŸ‘‚ Buzz Winners
❓ Notable Questions That Popped Up

Did it at every position in the #NFLDraft

LISTEN: t.co/i2WblRU16R

05.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0