Just a Lil Harmless Avocado

To this day I still think about it.

It's a victory worth sharing
We should celebrate I think
With the bloodiest of Marys
That I'm too fucked to drink

I think the writers were gasping a bit by the end, but that’s three seasons of perfection.

A great mini-deconstruction of the genre. I’ve heard conflicting opinions on David Mitchell generally, but he’s at his best here in two roles. Hoping they crank out series 2 soon.

[the grinch smiling dot gif] (my internet is lagging and I can’t view in app gifs)

I attribute the fact I’m the first to do this to previous mathematicians being too distracted by the 2 raccoons squirming and distracting the people from further consideration.

Anyways there’s always exceptions. For example, Richard *THE* lionhearted. I’d imagine back then trans species cardiac surgeries were rare. He probably WAS the only person with a feline heart.

Kind of like when athletes say “I am the greatest”, no, you’re *A* greatest. There are many ways in which one might be the greatest and your feats are in but a small sector of those metrics.

I feel like Bartleby THE Scrivener is presumptuous. Surely there were other scriveners, Bartleby A Scrivener would be more accurate.

With only 2 raccoons, you’ve got feral animals just rattling around your butthole. 3 is admittedly a tight fit. But I feel like that’s what you want when you’re shoving wild animals up there.

You’ve heard the anus can stretch to 7” and a raccoon can fit into a 4” hole meaning the anus can contain up to almost 2 raccoons.

Here’s the thing, that’s bad math. Anus and raccoons are 3D/2D objects w/ area ratios of 4^2::7^2. Thus, by volume, you can fit 3 raccoons in an anus.

Me, watching amorous videos] girl, you should get that back checked for scoliosis, that spine curvature ain’t natural.

I’ve avoided the Republican primary like the plague - it’s just pure ick. Herrera is a gun nut YouTuber, so him advancing makes too much sense. My neighbor has had his sign up in their yard this election and the last time he ran and lost.

Tony is my congressperson. This border district is historically VERY purple, although it’s been carved slightly more red as of the most recent redistricting. And possibly shifted slightly red. If they have a decent candidate, something neither party seems able to do, they have a shot at maintaining.

By saying she was roped into acting, she was originally part of the lighting crew, but got suddenly cast when the original groom couldn’t play his role (I assume failing grades).

a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .

You’re tracking your ex’s engagement on socials?

Evidently there were critiques and one critique was her character, a (male!) groom, was too romantic towards his mother. I told her she just acted the role like a motherfucker.

So AvoKiddo4 had their one act play today for UIL (Texas’s version of drama club but competitive). All teams advanced but alpine “won” of the three presentations. AvoKiddo4 got roped into acting and I appreciate her courage, but she probably will never be a lead.

Luigi?

Helium so the birthday kid can talk high.

Watching the S3 finale of School Spirits and this is some major Magicians-ass energy.

What else am I supposed to fill plastic sacks with?

Cake Bin-dleton

Uranus Sludge Factory.

The Dump Cake.

I just appreciate that’s there’s at least ONE government department that’s queer friendly. Although I’d like to hear more about his male paramours and not only the dog killer he’s fucking.

How I arrived on Bluesky

I am not a Texas football expert but Sul Ross might suck ass.

43 years ago tonight in Alpine, Texas

it was so much better before the current owner. Sorry you missed out. - a local.