It was that and the Owls poop. Because they digest everything in a little ball. So we were putting together bones they ate of another animal. Trying to figure out if it was a frog or a rat. It was insane. Don’t put your kids in private school. lol.
Noooooo no no no. We dissected that in biology class!
Also, Strawberry Fanta is not what it meant to me as a child. This taste weird.
As a woman with a raging reproductive system, I will agree with the platypus.
I had half of a hamburger today which further confirmed I do not like hamburgers.
This whole day has been cancelled.
Ok why tho?
I missed my hair appointment today. It was hailing. I have a valid reason. lol. I decided I’m doing wash and go pineapple on top of my head until my birthday. So if I look like a 12 year old when you see me mind your business.
I had to google this.
Valid.
I don’t actually think I’d want to come back as a human. I’m trying to think of things that exist for absolutely no purpose.
I saw a video and it was 12 hours long. lol
I’m very unserious when I say this but coming back as Megan the Stallions left ass cheek might not be a bad gig.
If you had to choose before died to be reincarnated as anything what would you come back as?
The conversation about the US running out of missiles is interesting.
What the hell Lockheed, Raytheon, Northrop and L3 been doing since 9/11?
Apparently, not producing enough weapons of mass destruction.
Allegedly.
You little niglets not gone ASK to come to my house and SHADE my Xbox.
I remember my nephews being here like Auntie why you don’t have the new play station? Like playing my Xbox was beneath them. I was like y’all can actually go outside to the park like normal kids. If this what we gone do.
And no I do not have a PS5. 🫤😔😏
I might need to plug my Xbox in and play call of duty for a few hours. If I post my gamer tag just know I’ve went too far in the trenches.
New: America prepares for war with Iran as the war is just getting started.
Me: Getting started? Who the hell wrote this?
I might be in it all day. I miss my hair appointment. So there is that.
Cause NOWWW he wants experts. But also look who is it is. I’m just going to go cuddle in my love sac with the illusions of feeling safe.
I don’t think I have my thoughts together about the whole thing anymore.
Condoleezza Rice???? !!!!
Dead ass.
His hands were so big, I just held two fingers like a child lmaoooooo or his arm. Cause man this is stupid.
I’ll choke you.
Thats how I ended up with a dog collar lmaoooo that was not for me. It was for him.
Talking about he liked being choked. I used both hands. Lmaooooooo didn’t even come close to covering his neck.
I think the biggest person I’ve dated was like 435lbs. He was 6’7 tho. That man was built like the jolly green giant.
