Heckyea
06.03.2026 15:56
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Heckyea
I only use it for rap and country
It's not "pieces of gorilla" it's "pieces of gorilla brain" there's no lips or buttholes in there those are reserved for hotgors (the all-gorilla hotdog)
Robo is an investor
Where at in norcal? Im a shasta/humboldt kid
I immediately said it as blou like in blouse. I am just 1 singular data point but for what it's worth...
People can be so cruel (as if we needed reminding while *gestures to everything*)
Wild to see adult humans discover depression and every time they're like "I had no idea I was depressed. I thought that was for emo kids"
Oh yeah, and we saw a robot dog bouncing around the parking lot like a demon
That uniquely US experience of watching live on tv as your wife is trapped in a parking lot because a guy with a gun at the autoshop caused 20 cop cars, swat team, and fire trucks to blockade the road and then watch snipers set up in the park we take walks in to neutralize the target
Kristi nope
One thing I've learned in 25 years working is that like 98% of people don't know how yo do their jobs with maybe 50% of them not even knowing what their job IS. I have met hundreds of people that have no clue how to do any single part of their job other than fill out a form that says they did it
I remember when I was doing construction materials testing that there was a grader with 25years exp who owned his own grading company on site grading the dirt and i had to explain to him how a level works. His whole job is making sure things are level....
It is not. It is a case of the reviewer of plans and the contractors hired to do the actual construction work based off the plans have no idea how to read plans.
I guess a more apt comparison would be the city of New York hired me to make a map of NYC 2026 and then refused to accept the map and pay me because "I don't see the Twin Towers on this. That's a famous New York thing"
Yeah, but they famously stopped existing 25 years ago
Had to go to the office last week and coworkers decided to have a burger eating speed contest with a quadruple burger. One guy ate all 4 patties and bun in 96 seconds and he was shaking and sweating and had burger juices running down his arms. We're still talking about it
Literally asking "why does your map of the things that exist only show what exists and not stuff that is gone?"
I don't know man, why doesnt a map of london show all the little villages that were destroyed 1200 years ago?
A county just rejected our drawing of the newly built sewer line because we don't have the elevations of the pipes that they demolished months before we were hired to draw the NEW pipes and manholes they built to replace the ones they ripped out.
Gotta say 10/10 deal, brother
I think that says the price is $160 AFTER the $135 instant discount meaning retail is $395?
THC stands for:
T - is for Tortee (Antoni from Queer Eye trying to pronounce 'tortilla' in a mexican-kinda accent but replaces the 'll' with 'h' so it sounds like tortee - Hcha)
H - is for Hcah (see above parenthetical)
C - is for chips
Tortee-Hcah Chips
Chugging a tall glass of skin milk
(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude
this new tape i bought is PERFECT for ducts
Filter voice: didja know you can't take my pic-sha, because i am Dra-cula (2000)
Don't want to do my relatively simple work tasks so I went and cleaned the litter box, took out the trash, made a beverage, drank the beverage, went to the bathroom to just kinda chill, laid on the bed, paid bills, looked at phone
Putting my glasses on to look in the toilet: why did i do that?
You can do the Riiiiiicola voice to say RC Cola too
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