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Aphrodite

@funaphrodite

Maybe I like sunflowers more than daisies and yes my boobs are real

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thank you

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was pretty careful not to show
much

06.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed that πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do 😏

06.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes it better they just come off

06.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

06.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you’re hired, what would you like for pay other than ham and beverages

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll work on those ideas πŸ˜‚, would you like to be my PR manager

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it wasn’t πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😏

03.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Promoting art involves a lot of shitposting

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reverse cowgirl because I’m teaching myself to knit

02.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of cute women outside of this therapist office πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

02.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be your weighted blanket

02.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, I can’t wait to get home and take off my damn underwear.

02.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee is pretty great

02.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ’•

02.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cream please

02.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe 😏

02.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A woman laying in bed with a black blanket across her with boobs slightly snowing and coffee cup on her crossed legs

A woman laying in bed with a black blanket across her with boobs slightly snowing and coffee cup on her crossed legs

Coffee anyone?

02.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

explain what

01.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not even close lol, don’t have a lot of followers

01.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not that big of arms πŸ˜‚ but yes 😏

27.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very nice

27.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That little moan you make when you put it in. Mmmm.

01.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

C’mere and let our primal instincts take over. Become wild with me

11.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m always on your side

27.02.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«Ά

27.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it fixes it then yes

27.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œyou can’t steal something that wants to be taken” i say, while slipping a rotisserie chicken into my bag

27.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0