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which is very annoying if we’re being honest. chaotic court intrigue jockeying is not easy to plan for

i do not, to be clear, think there is any unified plan here. some courtier intended this discrete thing, but The Administration at large isn’t playing chess

kept saying none of what the administration is doing on energy makes any sense when oil hovers around the break even price for u.s. production so i guess the joke’s on me

the president and his collaborators in the department of justice did all of this in knowing violation of a law specifically written and passed in order to determine whether or not the president has raped a child

the president ordered the department of justice to hide evidence that he may have raped a child, and until last night his hand-picked department of justice worked to comply with the president's demand that evidence that he may have raped a child not come to light

Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump The department shared FBI documents outlining allegations involving Trump.

the president, who is a known, literal, legally adjudicated rapist, has been accused of raping a child

heavy cream and romano together make for an incredibly rich meal but that was not a mistake. we are cozymaxxing today

thanks :)

i am so pleased. always a great feeling to immortalize something in the personal recipe files that isn't just a practiced edit of a favorite recipe but made up from scratch

sweet italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, shallot, garlic, baby spinach, white wine, cream, tomato paste, romano, black pepper, basil

it is lol, i love them and have been wanting to figure out a pasta that’s all about them for a long time

a plate of short wide tube pasta in a brick orange creamy sauce with crisped sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, wilted spinach, and herbs

outstanding. i have invented my second perfect pantry pasta

a pan of red-orange creamy pasta sauce with sundried tomatoes, browned sausage, herbs, and spinach

she is shaping up to rival my current champion no recipe pasta i fear

a creamy pink-orange sauce in a pan with sundried tomatoes and herbs

sauce incoming,,,

don't be weird, it was a funny joke

i just put the album on on the way home from a guy's house to do my own joke justice and i... i think i love this album

i genuinely don't know enough about this to know, but it strikes me as at least possible that the iranian government would not know how much we know about iranian operations, and telling them that we are pivoting to figure out new counters in real time might not be a good idea

i guess what i'm asking is, are we currently clean on opsec

sincere question, would a normal defense secretary be saying any of this? is this a good idea?

If China bombed a school on a military base in Honolulu and assassinated the president and major Republicans *and also* Schumer, Harris, Sanders, AOC, etc. in the name of No Kings, how exactly do you think that would affect the liberal opposition in America?

ah of course he did lol

working on a theory that the pokemon company timed their release of pokopia to a moment of crisis. from which we can infer that the pokemon company is complicit in an illegal war in the middle east

so which conservative white paper outfit picks up noem to allow her to continue the lavish lifestyle we were previously funding for her. i honestly don't know if the big guys want her

He’s literally trying to use this war to *checks notes*...

Make us forget about the Epstein files, bait us into funding DHS without any guardrails on ICE’s lawless behavior...and now let Netanyahu off the hook.

No, no, and no.

pokemon just released basically what is their version of animal crossing to broad acclaim and i am just asking what did the pokemon company know and when did they know it

Update: Was not, in fact, relevant to the worthless Republicans and Jared Goldens in the House.

a plate of two sourdough toasts with brie and a warm orange preserve of tangerine slices flecked with red pepper

you ever eat fruit preserves and think “this is good, but it should be spicy.” well a guy at my local farmer’s market did and he is my hero

lmao

about as good as i think i could have reasonably hoped for