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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public

@geoffdoom

Satire/Parody | Y’see, repeating their own evil words through the lens of cartoon supervillains diffuses their dog whistles | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle

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Fake Christian, too. Not sure there’s anything admirable within this shithawk.

04.03.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact is, whatever DOOM does they will be on the opposite side. These people are SICK, CRAZY, and INHUMAN, but DOOM, despite them all,
is now BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE.
MAKE DOOM GREAT AGAIN! President Supreme Geoff S. DOOM

04.03.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‪It was the Avengers that at The State of the 616 wouldn't stand for ANYBODY, including a mother who lost her beautiful daughter to a Skrull, a Brave Symbiote Pilot, who got the Congressional Medal of Honor (DOOM needs one), or a 100-year-old Super-soldier whose Bravery is Legend!‬

04.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And, if DOOM didn't do it, they would be screaming — Why didn't "DOOM" attack Atlantis, he should do it, IMMEDIATELY?

04.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Radical Centrist Avengers, a Team that has completely lost its way, are complaining bitterly about the very necessary and important attack, by Latveria, on Atlantis. What most people understand is that they are only complaining
BECAUSE DOOM DID IT!

04.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

If DOOM didn't terminate RICHARDS!! Unstable Molecules Deal (TtA35), Namor would have had pants 40 years ago. The most dangerous transaction the FF ever entered into, and had it been allowed, the World would be an entirely different place. You can blame Reed Hussein RICHARDS!!

03.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trans-Sabal tried to interfere in 1986 birthday party attendance to stop DOOM, and now faces renewed war with New Latveria.

28.02.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“DOOM is winning so much that DOOMbots really don't know what to do about it. bots are asking DOOM, 'Please, please, please, Mr. President Supreme, we're winning too much! We can't take it anymore!”

25.02.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OK, seriously, How Old IS Magneto?! He’s talking about President Feather-Duster like they were old drinking buddies.

25.02.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t threaten DOOM with a good time, Pope-mentor.

25.02.2026 13:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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See, not so short.

cc: Graydon Carter

#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain

24.02.2026 12:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Owning your own propaganda platform, it’s not bad.

…DOOM is considering nationalizing the Googles, DOOMTube, and FaceDOOM…

24.02.2026 12:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow! Reed RICHARDS!! just retired to a quaint villa on the SUN!!!
President Supreme GSD

(DOOM read THE SECRET carefully; why isn’t this manifesting?!)

24.02.2026 11:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOOM had probably 85 million guests at his Birthday Party. RICHARDS!! said no one came. He cheated the count. It was just too big to rig. These “heroes” cheat like hell...an Avenger will get 3, 4, 5, 6, even 7 invites, and they’re supposed to attend? Professional cheaters, all.

23.02.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOOM, in association with DOOM and OnlyFa—no, OnlyDOOMs, proudly presents: What DOOM is packing!

…How does DOOM make money from this again?!

23.02.2026 23:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for your attention to this matter. POTUS Supreme Geoff S. DOOM

23.02.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any wizard that wants to "play games" with the ridiculous sorcerer supreme court decision, especially those that have "Ripped Off" DOOM for years, and even decades, will be met with a much stronger magic, and worse, than that which they just recently agreed to. BUYER BEWARE!!!

23.02.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wilson Fisk, the mayor of New York, he's a very nice person...We’re having a massive snowstorm right now and DOOM heard that he's asked people to come out and help shovel the snow. What the Hel? You're not gonna help too much, but you can help and...Hello darling, how are you?

23.02.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As POTUS Supreme, I do not have to go back to Kamar-Taj to get approval of Magic. It has already been gotten, in many forms, from many grimoires, a long time ago! They were also just reaffirmed by the ridiculous & poorly crafted sorcerer supreme court decision!
POTUS Supreme GSD

23.02.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOOM is Winning too much! It’s just not fair!
POTUS Supreme GSD

23.02.2026 12:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
'One Battle After Another' Keeps Rolling Winning Best Film At The 2026 BAFTA Awards [Complete List] One Battle After Another dominated the 2026 BAFTA Awards taking six trophies including Best Film while Sinners won three.

Dear @bafta.org

Considering your Television and Film Association decided not to name DOOM Best Film even though DOOM brought on the waterworks, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(

#BAFTA #DOOMwar #PTAndersod
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW

23.02.2026 11:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Him?

What is he, funny or something?

23.02.2026 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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felt cute, might delete later

22.02.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Couldn’t have done it without DOOM!

22.02.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wakanda is spending hundreds of millions of dollars in trying to BAIL OUT RICHARDS!!’s badly delayed, and tremendously anti-DOOM, “Library.” The DOOMbots are ANGRY AS HELL. It is a total Secret War!

22.02.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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See, not so short.

cc: Graydon Carter

#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain

22.02.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOOM can do things during the shutdown that are irreversible—that are bad for RICHARDS!! and irreversible by him, like cutting vast numbers of people in half, cutting things he likes in half, cutting television programs that he likes.

#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #shutdown

22.02.2026 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats!

22.02.2026 13:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sssssh, no one’s supposed to say this out loud. Did you not hear what those hypothetical brown people did?!

22.02.2026 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Working with the fantastic Galactus of Taa, DOOM is going to send a great hunger relief vessel to Greenland to take care of the many cosmic beings who are hungry, and not being fed there. He’s on the way!!!
President Supreme GSD

22.02.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0