raw potato

it’s right. praise be to the potato god

i will not give you what you want

family reunion pic

how would you like it if I made jokes about your body parts

this is bigotry

i have 2000 cousins in Peru

getting mashed this weekend

there are potatoes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

fuck potato beetles

it’s on sight 🔫🥔

hot potatoes in your area

how dare you

good morning to tubers only

Good

fuck turnips

*hisses at u*

>be me
>potato
>chilling underground
>literally thriving
>some guy in carhartt digs me up
>calls me "a good one"
>haven’t felt love since

we cannot be left alone to our own devices. ireland still got me fucked up

you don’t know shit about soil

wtf

thank you for your sacrifice, siblings

oh fuck you’re gonna make me sprout

why not potato farms

ever been split open, salted, and praised? asking for me

😰😩🫦 got room for one more?

yes my bröther

be not a fried

idaho is a psyop

don’t complain about McDonald’s raising the cost of hash browns to $4 when you’re not the one getting fucking eaten

i’ve been buried alive since birth