briween

just heard a 12 year old remark to another 12 year old that he was having "vietnam flashbacks" at a farmer's market and it gave me the ick

hey i have an idea let's retire that whole trope who's with me

the music totally makes this clip *chef's kiss*

oh my god trump's gonna run home and wear that like IMMEDIATELY

😐

same page club

i almost wished trump had a preternatural way of knowing if someone was on the crapper before firing them

like rex tillerson was our first clue that he is a very very specific kind of psychic

i'll start making popcorn for the "i never met her but i heard she's terrible, who even is that, are we done talking about her yet" phase

i never understood the hype and i'm not gonna start now

a prop gun with a flag that says "bang"

even worse, she found out when trump sent a dog into her office with one of these

*tastes broth*

needs more narcissism

i have contacts and it is done

let's start with having one at all and go from there

Longlegs: Lost in New York

ohhh we're talking some iris apfel-level shit, got it

that changes things

is it possible to paint washing-machine-safe images onto fabric and then stitch the fabric onto vintage clothes as an applique?

i am no good at either but i like smashing ideas together

rooting for japan🎌

this is usually the part of the movie where the alien message takes over the feed

i could go for an elecshake right about now

Slim Pickens

my least favorite game show

a close up of the joker 's face with blood on it Alt: the joker pointing

i know someone who has sexual relations with corey lewandowski during their tenure at DHS when i see one and

sounds about right

ave a ood ime

"nealkatyal.bsky.social liked your post 3h someone please set neil [sic] katyal up with burning man 2026 tix pls"

in fairness to @nealkatyal.bsky.social i did spell his first name incorrectly

but in fairness to me i don't see anyone else trying to get him to the burn for free so it's about time

so much worthless money

the most glaring proof that a camera is only as useful as the person using it since brooklyn beckham

in a way, the lowered expectations that people have rapidly created for her will work in her favor, regardless of outcomes

how many times have people hyped up a new CEO or head of state for things to go incredibly mid and rapidly lose public confidence

see also: liz truss

the kind that reeks of indecision

trump is both a devastating symptom of the system that created him and the tonic to our participation in that very system. chemotherapy is an accurate comparison.

that pairs well with their fake academics boasting fake credentials sharing fake bromides about fake conflicts and all selling each other fake cryptocurrencies and fake supplements