CJ Burgandy / Lady CeeJ

Also the pizzas not named after characters in that movie are named after Looney tunes characters. Which is weird.

It's good thin crust pizza, but I'm on the hunt for a yeasty bubble crust so 7/10?

I'm eating at a pizzaria that is a literal trademark infringement. The name is a Disney movie, the decor, all from that movie, the name of the pizzas: characters from that movie (mostly) I am amazed it has never caught the mouse's attention.

Some kids are weirdos like me who lost the first four in 1st grade but didn't lose another until 7th, when I lost all the others in a span of a month.

Happy birthday, Sir.

The worm I got my wife for Christmas has shown up at mom's house. She filmed opening it and was delighted. Made me a little less depressed to hear her laugh when she unwrapped him.

I've only been without the wife and kids for 2 hours and already I am a sad little mess.

Glad I wasn't the only nerd who thought this

(It is bad taste because two of my siblings' marriages did not with divorce, just my sister's first marriage.)

I wanna make a post about my wife and I are 12 years into proving my mom wrong. She told everyone that we weren't serious about our marriage because we had a costumed wedding. But saying I'm her only child still married would be in such bad taste. Happy anniversary @jessicaburgundy.bsky.social

When my intersex wife shaved off her beard for her passport photo, I was super sad. It had become part of her look and a symbol of her intersex journey. Yesterday's news about passport markers proved her right. I hate she can't be herself on government docs.

Knik

Wednesday I called my ISP to tell them I was having an outage. Had to leave a message. My internet came back on about 20 minutes later. Forgot about it soon after.
I just got a call asking if my ticket for the internet outage had been resolved. It's Saturday.

Think if I buy another thing of Peanut Butter, my wife will not learn that I've basically just ate peanut butter sandwiches the whole time she was out of town?

once on tumblr I saw someone complaining about wanting a vampire that wants to live in the spotlight and not the shadows, wants to be a rock star with groupies and shit not brooding about humanity and I was like, that's just Lestat, like, that's his whole character. But He is dio too...

Pepper over taking my side of the bed with her teddy bear.

10 days without the wife or this happening in my bed:

My wife flies down with Pepper tomorrow so she can drive to Seattle next week to collect the sheep shipment. Then the wife comes home but pepper will stay down there. I won't see Pepper again until the end of September and it hurts my soul.

Chonk

burgundycomics.com but I have not updated it in like a decade. I should work on that this winter.

Our neighbor took their flag down in April. Instantly made our street look so much better.

also, GS cookies are called different names depending on your region /factory making the cookies. I was a scout in the 80/90s and never heard them called samoas until I went to another state in the 2000s. So even if they weren't Arrow Scouts, their cookies could still have had different names.

ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net

my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).

confession, I think I mostly just private marked a bunch of weeaboo romance VN games that don't even have spicy material. I didn't even know I had so many in my library. lol

I clearly stated that I kidnapped a hobbit & am forcing him to appease my hobbit friends. I'm probably also am prolonging his imprisonment by ignoring the main questline to fish & cook & host dinner parties.
Also I didn't technically assault him, but my actions lead to him being knocked out cold.

had no idea I'd enjoy being a Hobbit that assaults another hobbit that my peers want approval of, and then kidnap him until we Stockholm him into giving him what my new friends want.

I mean, I knew I'd like the hobbit part of it.

Thanks! Now I can stop changing my chat profile to offline before I play a FUN game that doesn't need everyone to have announced to them that I am currently playing it. (as much as everyone loves a good FUN connect three game or VN.)

Wait, there's a hidden list?! I could have been hiding my porn games this whole time?!

I wish there were romance options. I wish to marry Nefi.