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I play variety games mostly of the simulation kind. Fat sassy gay single raccoon furry that wants to cuddle. I box and do Muay Thai. Find me on Twitch.tv/RoboCoonie

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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

05.02.2026 17:00 👍 5346 🔁 1855 💬 51 📌 62

GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has OFFICIALLY started clinical trials. GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.

26.02.2026 17:00 👍 3521 🔁 1091 💬 27 📌 30

Not letting the system beat me, though. Fuck them and whatever idea they've got about me. I will have their silly move in cost and be a stellar tenant. And then I'm buying a condo in Fontana because fuck this shit.

I'm just gonna blame trump. It's his fault somehow.

22.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$8000+ just to move into some place because I got laid off during pandemic and your corporate uses credit history to determine that I'm unreliable despite the fact that I've never missed rent in over 30 years. Fucking racket.

22.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great done. Six days later, the apartment complex says, okay, we need first and last month rent and we'll prorate your first actual month. $6000. It's due Wednesday.

What? The actual fuck.

22.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

... And due to a clerical error couldn't get unemployment until a month before I ended up finding a much lower paying job, and then had to somehow figure out my obligations.

Anyway. Needed a guarantor. They wanted a surety bond of the full rent. $2660.

22.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let's talk about why I hate that apartments can pull your credit and base your move in on that.

First of all credit doesn't give you a full picture. It doesn't tell you that my credit is low because I got laid off during pandemic, couldn't find work for 8 months, exhausted my savings...

22.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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New #EvenReality G2 glasses. But their recent software update broke the conversation summary thing.

12.02.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Am the pudgy heavyweight but am working on dropping the pounds. Who wants to go a few rounds? #boxing #muaythai #gay

05.02.2026 16:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.02.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hit 20,000 miles in the car yesterday.

05.02.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh also, I might have gallstones, yay!

22.01.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pharmacy strikes are one of the reasons I hate unions. Let's punish the public to get our way from our employer. That's usually the way all strikes work.

So, who cares if you can't get your vital medication, we need a better something.

22.01.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need more momentum on this. Landlords should not be able to use your irrelevant credit history to determine your eligibility to rent. Fuck that shit. c.org/Hqvy7rDCFS

17.12.2025 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're one of my favorite science people for sure!

16.12.2025 17:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Even More Adventures of the World’s Biggest Asshole CNN: This morning, the World’s Biggest Asshole gloated over the brutal murder of his longtime critic Rob Reiner

EVEN MORE ADVENTURES OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE

New blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

15.12.2025 19:50 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

I also use a lot of your announcements and findings as foundation research for my sci-fi universe in my novel

16.12.2025 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's a good thing. I have my announcements turned on to read when you declare things. You're like my good news beacon in a dreary day.

16.12.2025 17:15 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yeah!

16.12.2025 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear LAPD.

Explain to me the logic of blinding drivers with your spotlight at night while they're in motion. How is that safe? You've got my attention but now I can't see, and this car is still in motion.

16.12.2025 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always hear the professor from Futurama when you make announcements.

16.12.2025 17:08 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had a whole police car do a fucking ilegal u turn, driving in oncoming traffic, just to blind me at the light because they think my headlights are DRLs. They're not! My lights are fucking on. Assholes.

15.12.2025 08:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking police in LA needs to learn the headlights of EVs. My lights are on you asshole, stop blinding me while I'm driving.

15.12.2025 08:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's because I have food, isn't it?

10.12.2025 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullshit that CBP needs 5 years of social media invasion for international tourists. It's the precursor to normalizing invasion of privacy under the guise of national security.

Bullshit.

10.12.2025 19:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Blog Post! The Deterioration of Google Gemini: A Quality Assurance Perspective
https://www.robocoonie.com/post/the-state-of-google-gemini-and-the-unpaid-qa-team

10.12.2025 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Blog Post! Optimizing Your Digital Art Process for a Better Digital Art Workflow
https://www.robocoonie.com/post/optimizing-your-digital-art-process-for-a-better-digital-art-workflow

10.12.2025 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck the American GESTAPO. That's what they are. With their concentration camps. They're killing people. Wake up people. We fought wars for this. We'll do it again.

18.11.2025 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0