Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They?

I am as the French say “le tired as fuck” so it’s just a basic selfie before tonight’s gummies and valerian root knock my eyes closed

Sometimes Google memories etc are good. Like reminding me today is the 5th year anniversary of Special Agent Dale Cooper’s Gotcha Day (he adapted quickly to his new home)

Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

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I really would like them to not bring up “biblical disaster” as a phrase when far too many top figures in the administration associate it with “this brings Jesus back”

Everyone knows the right way to combat rising prices as a result of a supply shock is to drop interest rates so that prices rise even faster.

Wasn’t he the dipshit that invented the Segway?

Being a key point of contact for evaluating an external vendor is really surreal (especially given that training salespeople has been something I’ve been involved in for almost a decade). I know all your tricks for not discussing pricing fellas!

Kacey Musgraves and Sabrina Carpenter should collaborate on a song

Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned “Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

I’m not arguing against raising taxes on billionaires, but particularly given the outcomes, I also think military contractors are operating on a level of grift that makes McKinsey consultants jealous

we told everyone this but some people named "jesse singal" and other idiots were like "we're going to pretend to be shocked when it happens later thanks" i hope they eat glass and live

See if kids were allowed to drink Goldschlagrer there could be actual gold in them thar shits

The top show here is watched by 2.7% of the population. A quarter century ago Freaks and Geeks got cancelled pulling the same percentage of the population and raw numbers that would reliably have it in the top ten. So I’m not sure what “Average American” is doing here.

“Would you still love me if I was a wor-“ CHOMP

I feel like we sort of collectively under-reacted to a US state revoking the IDs of an entire class of people overnight.

That is literal nazi shit

That’s been a problem for a while. I still remember finding the page that showed all my UGA professors’ salaries and it was suddenly quite clear why my non-full professor had a part-time job bartending at The Globe

I’m in a fairly efficient condo and Georgia Power is pocketing almost 23% profit off my bills

Sidebar: do Brits also use “beaver” in the same slang sense as we used it in the US (well, more so in the 90s than now)?

i love it when global finance, which has become more and more abstract and digital, hits a physical constraint www.ft.com/content/54d6...

Iran don’t control the sky. What if the oil moved in a balloon?

Only if they’re also working on the same client project. Otherwise I only find out via LinkedIn or finding out their email no longer works.

Once again reminding you that before we abolish civil asset forfeiture we should use it for good

I know zero about coding so fine, coders are free to use it if they want as long as they shut the fuck up about it and stop trying to tell me I have to use it in everything I do.

Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

hmm the only five part contract I’m familiar with for Derek is the five million dollars Tennessee paid him not to be their coach anymore

Would “why don’t they put wheels on the tankers?” get more views or fewer?

its only been like a week and this is already one of the stupidest things anyone's ever posted

an important reminder that baseball is the home of beautiful acronyms such as Thrown Out On The Bases Like A Nincompoop