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Jordan Denning

@jordanthebuff

American living in Düsseldorf. Bikes, sports, politics. Sko Buffs, go Padres.

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Do they know about time zones? There's only about 4 hours until "tonight" is over in Iran.

06.03.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This man lives in 70s I stg

05.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heartbreaking. Tragic. CDOT is so bad at keeping people safe.

05.03.2026 07:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...by the party of the president that just authorized a targeted military action that led to at least six (6) soldiers dying.

02.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm old enough to remember when a Democratic president authorized a targeted military action that led to four (4) soldiers dying resulted in congressional hearings and the phrase "but her emails" which is still used today 15 or so years later...

02.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's the "chocolate rations" section of 1984 personified.

02.03.2026 19:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something something researchers should do no harm something something

02.03.2026 14:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bruh this ratio is destroying and about to take your bsky life

28.02.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd like to go on record at this time and say that we should not being going to war with Iran at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

28.02.2026 07:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a good thing states run elections and not this guy

27.02.2026 23:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder if it's because the bike lane is on the left? Google's tech probably sees that and assumes that it goes the opposite direction of traffic.

24.02.2026 08:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The real story here is how bad drivers are at reading street signs and road markings 🤦🏼‍♂️

24.02.2026 08:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mauve, perhaps?

23.02.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"bleh"

18.02.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once saw an Andean Condor in the wild in Ecuador and it is one of my top nature moments ever.

16.02.2026 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Burying the lede, Aaron. That mic drop line at the end calling her a secretary was elite

11.02.2026 19:29 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Soooooooo are we invading Mexico?

11.02.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd never heard the song "teenage dirtbag" sung so loudly and so often until I moved to Germany.

10.02.2026 23:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would appear that chat gpt is running the country right now

10.02.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯👇

09.02.2026 13:24 👍 4974 🔁 1667 💬 22 📌 21

My biggest problem with speed controllers is that the technology just isn't as smart as it thinks it is, yet. Every rental I've driven over the last few years has this tech

Sometimes it works well and I really like having it! Sometimes, it misreads the speed limit. Going 70kph in a 120 is a problem

09.02.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's ok, we can call them concentration camps.

09.02.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Climate change or weather anomaly? Probably a mix of both?

07.02.2026 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Disappointed not to see an upside down flag during the parade of athletes

06.02.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He sounds like that uninformed maga uncle on Thanksgiving

06.02.2026 14:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two German neighbors constantly at each other's throats secretly pine for each other.

Gemietet Rivalry

05.02.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is what we used to criticize China for doing

05.02.2026 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello, hi it's me, an anti fascist aka antifa

03.02.2026 08:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, I don't think they're satanic either

02.02.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And made a statement! Looks like Tad's lineup changes worked. Coach still has it.

01.02.2026 21:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0