crickit

girl who flirts with OPTIONS requests

breed change to another

freezing my scheming eunuchs; more at eleven

I really think you’re gonna like it!

computer! induce obsessive thoughts of my injection needle breaking off inside my thigh, stat!

famously a contentious title

you’re gonna hurt his feelings

any gay transloving furries in the room?

we need to get our top mind control enthusiasts on this

being a sub 50 follower chud bears one fruit and that is being in a porn account follower blocklist. it is not very sweet and frankly the seed is too big, maybe selective breeding can make it better

hello puppygutzz have you done this yet

man car hook

i just passed out in my chair and had a dream where i had an assumed sexual relationship with a stranger and that the elevator i was using was falling so i hit a stop button, jumped out, then it continued falling to kill like 6 people. i feel like i just got the dud

ai is useless for slop creation when you can just tell me what to do

lets make pretzels smaller

many would find no difference in these two goals, maybe they are the same

9 hits of the hermes trismegistus, infusion of sour patch kids half-frozen through, lingering cross sex hormone, i ran out of ideas

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Mazlow, Abraham

i will be acquiring netflix for $44 billion dollars.

I've got a sneak peek of her speech:

"The Bible

(Hold for applause)

Who knew so much power can be held in one little book.

Webster's dictionary defines the Bible as: "a yellow or greenish alkaline fluid that is secreted by the liver". Wow. You can learn much from books. One book. The Bible."

just to let you know, he only turns purple when hes really stressed; please take your vincent fnaf to the vet

there's something reeeally special in the lull between music and robot, where i can delude myself into thinking they picked up the phone

hi beagle. try a little "Listen to da Beat" by BRN1NG BRAIN SOUND INDUSTRIES. that might tickle your fancy. Thank you for your attention on this matter! President

prog dose one, here i come.

please think about your internal strangler this holiday season

please be prepared for the Grift Economy. all production will be motivated and directed by the interactions between our Greatest Oppressed Patriots. get in on the ground floor and accuse your superiors today!

do they still make mother joneses or did the most recent batch get thrown out due to lead poisoning

imagining the appeal

that fucked up spiky thing but Bigger This Time

“$jtightpants1…”