Charlotte, North Carolina! I’m headlining on Sunday at the Comedy Club at Duckworth’s… come see me and escape the heatwave!
www.thecomedyclubatduckworths.com/shows/leah-l...
NEW YORK CITY! Come support women in comedy and laugh with us Sunday, March 9 at 7pm at The Stand for the incredible women’s comedy festival the Knockouts Festival. I’ll be bringing some of my HILARIOUS friends + more surprises! Tickets below!
ok SNL50 was amazing, but I think we’re all left with one question — will Kim Kardashian and no tattoos Pete Davidson rekindle at the afterparty?
Hi cuties! Portland, Seattle, Chicago, New York, Charlotte — see you on tour babes!
www.leahlamarr.com/tour
RICHMOND, VA! I'm on 2 shows this SATURDAY (6:30pm + 9pm) at the Richmond Funny Bone for @RockComedyTour. Can't wait to see you!
tinyurl.com/Rocktourrich...
this pic was found on the facebook group “are we dating the same guy?”
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Hot Rabbi Adam Brody from Nobody Wants This
The United Healthcare CEO killer has been identified as Luigi — supposedly he made a 10 min call before the shooting to his bff Mario. 🍄
Thoughts and prayers to all my @pandora listeners out there. We don’t have a Spotify Wrapped and we don’t care. Pandora’s algorithm is GOATED and that’s the only hill I’m willing to die on — unless it’s the Hollywood Hills, in which case I’d consider.
I want the confidence of the guy sitting next to me on the subway who glanced over at my phone and said, “ugh you people just couldn’t be happy with Threads, could you?” and then promptly stood up and changed seats.
most movies would be over in 5 minutes if the main character went to therapy even once
Hahahaha it’s my brand! 🤣
Hello, is this thing on? 🤓
There were supposed to be 101 of them!!!
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian working today?
And I’ve truly never related more to both sides of a conversation. 🤣
Overheard in NYC:
“You can get into my apartment, but you can’t get into my heart.”
“That’s ok, no one here has one.”
Just a “hey wake up” vs a “I HAVE TO GET TO THE TOILET” would be great 🤣
there should be 2 separate horns in your car — one for, “hey, i’m not mad, but can you just go” and the other for “wow i really fucking hate you”
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Most relatable comment I’ve ever read (aka me rn). 🤣
Let me try unplugging it and re-plugging it in…
“why does my stomach hurt?” i say as i eat the thing that always makes my stomach hurt
creme rises to a top! 🤣
A reminder that nothing on the internet is real. I am not sitting on a stool right now. I am sitting on a toilet, I have 3 pimples and I’m 110% less FaceApp’d.
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some men are addicted to face-sitting and this is exactly how voldemort lost his nose.
Hahaha almost turned you to the dark side! I’ll take a unicorn any day. 😍
