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lol unexpected.

It was entirely expected when you elected the brain dead toddler child who believe in the magic tariff fairy

lol. Unexpected.

Unexpected for you. Because you’ve been chugging the kool aid. We’ve been expecting this since day one of his disastrous presidency.

I guess tariffs aren’t magic. They do make everything more expensive & slow economic activity.

Whoopsiedoodle.

Listen ye babies.

It’s 2006 and we’re winning that Texas senate seat.

trump is doing everything in his power to make the midterms as bad as possible for the gop

“Lazy black people and immigrants are stealing from you and that’s why you don’t have universal healthcare / why you’re not rich despite working hard” is the foundational lie / belief among dumb white people for 2 centuries and is the core of maga.

That’s why they’re doing it.

"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months."

— Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

I have only ever seen three nationalities of people who are unapologetic about empire.

South Africans
Russians
And the English.

So that sounds right.

Daddy Trump is mad at him.

It’s really not a controversial take. You’re just a troll.

Yes they are. It’s supposed to be autonomous ish but Aliyev is cracking down.

Generally corrupt oil and military for hire. That’s the answer.

No it’s because Israel gets energy and reconnaissance from Azerbaijan. They’re major allies.

Also there are tensions between Azerbaijan and Iran over northern Azerbaijan. Nothing serious came of it but there’s some tension.

Also Aze has been a prior
U.S. military ally. May be a warning shot.

They supply oil to Israel and provide spying for Israel. They’re a major ally for Israel in the region.

🎯

Do you live in the US?

Yes but Alaska elected Mary Peltola statewide not too long ago. Texas hasn’t elected a statewide dem in decades.

I don’t think so. Texas and Iowa are really red. Alaska and Ohio have recent history of electing democrats.

Almost forgot about Mary Peltola, all out there being not problematic.

That man can't be a misogynist. He's married to a WOMAN.

Yes. Which is why I’d like the democrats to NOT have a Nazi problem.

the conventional wisdom a year ago was that trump was untouchable on immigration and indomitable with independents and democrats shouldn't even talk about the issue

Republicans have caused total chaos in Dallas County. It's instructive.

Whether or not Trump attempts some sort of executive order to nationalize election administration, Republicans have an endless number of paths to create absolute mayhem in November.

The problem is that his voters are very stupid so “you can have a plan in place so things don’t destabilize and go to shit” isn’t a concept they understand.

Truly the Fyre Festival of strategic campaigns.

2026 has a very 2006 "everybody fucking hates republicans but national media/pundits will be reeaaaaaaaaaaallllllly slow to properly understand that because of their priors about the two parties" feel to it

Donald the Dove is at it again

The Texas Supreme Court is actively trying to undermine the election as we speak.
This move to block ballots that have been cast during the LEGAL extension in Dallas County is a preview of November. 5-ALARM FIRE 🔥

My "Trump 2 will be a Bush 2 rerun" take has been cruising on track for 12 months.

And that was before he started a war in the middle east ...

Looks like Democrats are out-voting Republicans in both the TX and NC Senate primaries

Oh... it's time to start watching Arkansas: Democrats are significantly ahead so far in a special election for a GOP-held legislative seat. If this is confirmed, it'd be Democrats' second flip so far this year.