Photo of a carnival ride airbrush artist's rendition of a taxidermied woman who was cursed with every disease.
Kristi Noem looks like Buffalo Bill if he had finished his woman skin-suit.
Democrats need to remember that only Donald Trump has the "face no consequences ever" force field.
Mullin needs to be kicked out, Sheehy needs to be expelled and prosecuted, Bondi needs to be impeached and disbarred, etc
They are not untouchable. Don't take pressure off of these corrupt ghouls.
Furry jokes, lots of Fiona Dourif, and a FUCK ICE message
This episode had everything
If Mr. Met had extremely disturbing nipples he would look exactly like Joe Rogan
I was about to reply "who do they think they're fooling at this point?"
Then I remembered that the New York Times is staffed exclusively by the dumbest, most gullible, incurious dipshits who ever lived.
If you only read the right wing rag the New York Times, and never used Bluesky or reddit, two things you would have learned today is that racist comments materialize out of thin air with no one saying them, and Senator Sheehy rescued two cops from a violent terrorist who was breaking people's arms.
It would be easier to put every republican in jail then release the 5 or 6 that aren't pedophiles.
It's a state charge, so he'll be pardoned by Ron Desantis then successfully run for congress.
Mindboggling that there's not a Darius Grouch III cinematic universe.
The Saudi Royals are asking him for tips to become better human traffickers.
Number of times Republicans have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that ALL of them are pants-shitting cowards who can't avoid sounding like giant dweebs when they try to talk tough: 12,058,733,192
Evidence against: 0
No, but I am older than Citizens United, which gave congress authorization to take zillions of our tax dollars, give it to Israeli billionaires, then congress members got a cut via AIPAC and doing Israel's bidding, all in a neat little legal money laundering scheme, making us a puppet state.
I'm old enough to remember when the United States of America was a sovereign nation and not a vassal state of Israel.
It's a rumor that we all saw his radius explode out of his arm with a sickening crunch as the 3 most useless, dickless scumbags tried to wrestle him.
A Marine Corps veteran voiced his opinion
He was then assaulted by two cops
When there was no obvious danger, the coward Senator Sheehy jumped in and broke the Marine's arm
The New York Times is a right wing rag that deliberately lies to cover the asses of Trump and cowardly dickless republicans
That owns.
I was there, Gandalf. I was there, 3000 years ago, for the legend of Mr. Water.
I was there when the strength of Bigpeeler failed.
My favorite thing about Christopher Walken is that he only plays Christopher Walken, and he showed up on set for Dune 2 Denis Villeneuve was just like "alright, in this scene you're Christopher Walken"
The military that lost to Vietnam, Iraq, Iraq, and Afghanistan?
But now it's headed by a senile pedophile game show host and an illiterate, fussy little D-list Fox News anchor?
So Trump is doing to Tech Bros the same thing he does to elementary school girls.
Almost forgot another beloved Short King,
Jerry Seinfeld as a bee in a science fiction movie where Jerry Seinfeld is attracted to adult women.
Tom Spider-Man and his wife Zendaya Spider-Man
Danny DeVito, America's cool uncle, with his family
Ultimate dream girl goth babe Morticia Addams and the gentleman who proves simping is the highest form of art, Gomez.
Legendary pipe layer and master pickup artist Donkey, with his future dragon wife
As an apology for making fun of Markwayne Mullin being a tiny little pinched-off half-turd (but not for him being a pathetic coward who pooped his pants on J6, and definitely not for him pretending to be a veteran, or a tough guy)...
I present a post honoring our beloved Short Kings.
Show me the rule that says horses are excluded from either primaries or general elections.
A four minute Forrest Gump the Musical
The Banana Lad is undergoing Walton-Goggins-ification
I make $34k as an EMT and Republicans being allowed to vote has doubled my taxes and quadrupled my bills, so I'm quite aware of how much they love spending my paycheck.
Trump won't pay the price when something in America blows up.
The dumbfuck MAGA hogs will clap for Trump when something in America blows up.
Republicans ordered a 4th Bush term off of Temu, and now they're hoping to get the approval ratings that come with a 9/11.
What about those of us who are Christian (follow the teachings of Christ) and not "Christian" (Evangelicals who believe in the exact opposite of everything Christ said)?
Literally me, waiting for the sequel and rerelease:
It won't be him paying the price so it doesn't matter.
The MAGA hogs will cheer for him when something in the United States blows up.
