🔞 Cruiser, Professor Dragoncock 🐉🐍

🚨 Giveaway alert! 🚨

Blake has felt a little left out with the amount you've been using his mouth, maybe you should pay back the favour~

👍, ➕ and 🔁 to enter!

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

PPS is doing April Fool’s toys this year 🤩

Hello everyone! Exciting news! I've finally launched the website, and the custom stction is now live.

Welcome aboard. I eagerly await your orders 😚

I'm updating my inventory, and everything will be ready for you soon.

And then there's handsome Dorian 12 inch😎

flirtydawg.com/catalog/

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Platinum cure silicone adult fantasy bedroom toy

Platinum cure silicone adult fantasy bedroom toy

Platinum cure silicone adult fantasy bedroom toy

Platinum cure silicone adult fantasy bedroom toy

You can find these monsters and other sizes on our Shopify!

#adultproduct #platinumsilicone #SmallBusiness

Check out the character art for Scout! What I'd give to service this good boy 😩

👉 go.were.dog/battlehound

We have walked out of the workshop for the weekend, and are off to rest!

The customs slots have been restocked in the store, and we hope that you all have a lovely weekend! 😁

Large Yuanti, Custom Rainbow fade, with white drip, and Marbled fade of Aura, wisteria, and Frost!

✨ NEW CHARACTER JUST LAUNCHED! Scout's backstory goes SO HARD 😈

"Milo wrapped both paws around the base and gave an experimental squeeze. The shaft pulsed hard, and Scout’s legs jerked upward in reflex, claws flexing, then dropped again..."

Read on + meet Scout below 👇
go.were.dog/battlehound

🚨 Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway 🚨

It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away a horse dildo to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses 👀

Retweet, follow & like to enter 🙌

We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!

A painting of a bird beside the text "this shit is easy to fix if you live in cuckoo fuckin' delusion land"

Those red-and-tawny split owlbears are phenomenal.

Fantasy adult toy modelled off of the character Vaduin from "Caught in the Basilisk's Gaze" by Mallory Dunlin. A dual shafted model with delicate ridges, leading to a very detailed feather base.

Preorders for Vaduin's Swords are now OPEN! 🎉

creaturefeaturetoys.com/products/pre...

This is a LIMITED COLLAB with Mallory Dunlin - with an option to add on a discounted spicy edition book bundle 👀🔥

Let us take a moment to introduce you to a new feathered friend joining us very soon!

We had a focus on another knot toy, with a long shaft and strong curve.

Sculpted by the lovely Nix, @scaledsin, and printed by @ShopDad2.

The Owlbear!

Home defense dildo.

Today’s new artist is the Belgian Edgard Tytgat, whose naked figures present sexuality as a routine quietly disrupting social etiquette with a sense of polite embarrassment. See his work at https://www.honesterotica.com/illustrator/edgard-tytgat, and don’t miss his women and monks at https://www.honesterotica.com/portfolios/5641.

Today’s new artist is the Belgian Edgard Tytgat, whose naked figures present sexuality as a routine quietly disrupting social etiquette with a sense of polite embarrassment. See his work at https://www.honesterotica.com/illustrator/edgard-tytgat, and don’t miss his women and monks at https://www.honesterotica.com/portfolios/5641.

Today’s new artist is the Belgian Edgard Tytgat, whose naked figures present sexuality as a routine quietly disrupting social etiquette with a sense of polite embarrassment. See his work at https://www.honesterotica.com/illustrator/edgard-tytgat, and don’t miss his women and monks at https://www.honesterotica.com/portfolios/5641.

Today’s new artist is the Belgian Edgard Tytgat, whose naked figures present sexuality as a routine quietly disrupting social etiquette with a sense of polite embarrassment. See his work at https://www.honesterotica.com/illustrator/edgard-tytgat, and don’t miss his women and monks at https://www.honesterotica.com/portfolios/5641.

Today’s new artist is the Belgian Edgard Tytgat, whose naked figures present sexuality as a routine disrupting social etiquette with a sense of polite embarrassment. See his work at www.honesterotica.com/illustrator/..., and don’t miss his women and monks at www.honesterotica.com/portfolios/5....

Thank you for the opportunity. I would pick Cephallus.

Guys! We just hit 1000 followers! ✨ As tradition we want to give back by doing a giveaway. Winner gets to choose of any of our models 🫶🏻 To join the giveaway like & repost this post and make sure to comment what model you would like if you win ✨ Thank you so much for being a part of your journey!

(This factoid is a statistical error. Cruiser, a lizard who lives in a cave and collects silicone penises, is an outlier and should not have been counted.)

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Ooh, twins!

A light blue silicone sculpture of a D&D-like kobold rubber duck, viewed from behind.

A light blue silicone sculpture of a D&D-like kobold rubber duck, viewed from a 3/4ths front-facing angle.

This 15A-shore Kobold Ducky has been sitting in @bardtoys.bsky.social's shop for at least a month. I waited at least that long to see if anyone else would claim her, and nobody did, so she's mine now. My army of firm squishes grows.

Those are some big balls.

A jumbled mess of an advertisement. In the style of old nautical advertisements, it says in various places: Sailors! Always know thy knots! Der Tampen. A solution for all problems presented by the unexplored depths! Behold! Ample length for any diminutive frame! Never frays! Enough rope to train yourself, a proven claim! Bundled more tightly for more value! No turns, no bends, no crevasse, no twists are too much for this flexible rope! Der Tampen, for all your deeper needs! Available now! Simply visit the prestigious and handsome wolves working hard today at Akifu Toys! The advertisement is for a depth trainer dildo; a long, twisted rope shape ending in a thick knot base.

It's finally time - Introducing Der Tampen, in the flesh! Or, uh, threads.

This spiralised length of hot rope is perfect for those seeking their inner depths; He comes in two sizes, so come on over and check him out yourself!

He's available right now, just waiting for you.
www.Akifutoys.com

1. I thought that tool on the cream-colored one was two knives for a second…
2. The orange glow reminds me of a candle. As the younglings say, “damn, that pussy must be fire”.

Thanks for letting me know!

That is adorable.
Follow-up question: I have seen a crested gecko head squish model for secondhand sale before, but I have no clue which shop makes it. Would you happen to know?

Does anyone know of shops that make gecko squish models? I know there are a few, but I don't remember which ones off of the top of my head.

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