Mecha Crew Adventures

Command wishes everyone a happy relationship day!

Just please remember to practice closeness in safe areas, zero-G zones are hell to clean!

Command wishes everyone a happy relationship day!

Just please remember to practice closeness in safe areas, zero-G zones are hell to clean!

Due to the statistically high vulnerability of organic body parts and long maintenance times in case of injuries the doctor recommends replacing limbs with mechanical ones, there are even a range to choose from, you are not bound to things like standart bipedal motion!

Due to the statistically high vulnerability of organic body parts and long maintenance times in case of injuries the doctor recommends replacing limbs with mechanical ones, there are even a range to choose from, you are not bound to things like standart bipedal motion!

Doctors log follow up addendum

Crew member has been saved

Despite partial digestion they expressed high levels of euphoria indicating the development of a suppression mechanism to secure prey

Will replace missing parts with mechanical ones & install subdermal sensors, hoping for a second swallow

Doctors log follow up addendum

Crew member has been saved

Despite partial digestion they expressed high levels of euphoria indicating the development of a suppression mechanism to secure prey

Will replace missing parts with mechanical ones & install subdermal sensors, hoping for a second swallow

Doctors log follow up

Crew member got too close to the experimental subject in hangar F and was eaten.

Comments by the giant woman described them as being "Yummy" and "Tasty" indicating a change in flavour receptors.

Subject has been sedated and a rescue team assembled, excited for more data

Doctors log follow up

Crew member got too close to the experimental subject in hangar F and was eaten.

Comments by the giant woman described them as being "Yummy" and "Tasty" indicating a change in flavour receptors.

Subject has been sedated and a rescue team assembled, excited for more data

Command wishes the crew a good start into the new galactic calendar cycle

Some celebratory shots will be fired for the occasion

Please refrain from using pyrotechnics inside of the ship, it is unsafe and scares certain crew members, the smutje as well as the giant woman in hangar F

Command wishes the crew a good start into the new galactic calendar cycle

Some celebratory shots will be fired for the occasion

Please refrain from using pyrotechnics inside of the ship, it is unsafe and scares certain crew members, the smutje as well as the giant woman in hangar F

ENGAGING FESTIVE PROTOCOLS

Sorties are on hold for 48 hours, season apporpriate food and drinks are available in the mess hall.

Please do not inhibit other crew members with your merrymaking and gift giving!

Control wishes all crew members a joyous time!

ENGAGING FESTIVE PROTOCOLS

Sorties are on hold for 48 hours, season apporpriate food and drinks are available in the mess hall.

Please do not inhibit other crew members with your merrymaking and gift giving!

Control wishes all crew members a joyous time!

Doctors log

Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.

Doctors log

Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.

"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot

"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot

Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl

Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl

Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers

Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers

Attention crew!

Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations

Attention crew!

Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations

Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines

Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines

Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions

Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions

The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking

The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking

Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities

When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off