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One of my Platner takes is he didn’t organically emerge from any movement or organization. He’s just an individual who has “beliefs” or whatever. He’s another brand amongst brands. If elected, capital won’t even have to pry him from any working class movement that could hold him to account

07.03.2026 02:33 👍 150 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0

He won’t even commit to calling it a war while he demands people sacrifice for it.

06.03.2026 17:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We really are witnessing the initial slow emergence of a schism from mainstream Christianity.

06.03.2026 17:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Edward I called “Longshanks” because at 6’ he towered over his barons.

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t one of the reasons Trump keeps getting destroyed in court because all the Georgetown and NYU law grads at DoJ got pushed out or left and they hired a bunch of Liberty U grads to replace them who cannot format documents correctly let alone actually write a brief or a motion?

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve posted stupidly. As we all do. You know this surely. Simply delete this. Take your lumps.

06.03.2026 03:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A good friend of mine is poly and there is clearly a causal relationship between the practice of this sexuality and its discourse that is completely different from all others. To some extent, many of them *have* to be annoying about it it turns out.

05.03.2026 22:57 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The spandex guys are going 20.

05.03.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buddy, as a regular biker in Prospect Park, they gotta put up bollards or something to slow people down more than that. I’m getting bombarded by strava guys while I’m trying to take my kid to a weekend nature activity.

05.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Yes, it’s quite an odd story. Apparently hundreds of years ago, in the 21st century, the Shield Envoy wasn’t the supreme commander of the galactic co-prosperity council, but a functionary in some sort of ritual priesthood having to do with AI surveillance. Real weird pre-burn Earth stuff.”

05.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is writing for prestige liberal magazines, too. But his articles tend to lead to attention for him while Chotiner’s lead to attention for Chotiner. So you can see how the latter are inferior, decadent even.

05.03.2026 17:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Planter makes him feel butch so the foreign policy reporter at the Intercept suddenly thinks being super into fighting foreign wars is not a big deal.

05.03.2026 10:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grim threw a fit when the Sanders campaign in 2020 sought to unionize because he fundamentally just doesn’t think politics to his left are real. He’s a reactionary centrist for a grab bag of left wing poses he thinks are butch. That’s why he’s on the same side as MattY and the Pod Johns here.

05.03.2026 10:47 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

$6 tuaca pours or gtfo

04.03.2026 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a common marker of a certain class of transatlantic knowledge worker. “I have chunky glasses and like Thai food, I can’t be a conservative. I have an MFA, I must intuitively embody the forces of revolution.”

24.02.2026 11:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*much more money

23.02.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I completely understand your point and tend to agree with it. But it’s worth wondering why people think that way and whether or not they are right to do so. Lots of people on their way to bigger and better never actually make much make money than waiting at a nice restaurant.

23.02.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thats the real person, this is the fictional figure being hallucinated by an LLM misreading old Perez Hilton posts.

23.02.2026 21:48 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The plane crash on that island with Harrison Ford scrambled her brains.

23.02.2026 21:45 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s 1986, the Brewers just dropped two to the Twins at home, you’ve got a gallon of Miller Lite in you, and you are about to stab someone.

23.02.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The accents!

23.02.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if Dick Cheney were lead away in irons in 2013.

23.02.2026 18:42 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy. That’s someone who could have got 4-digits of rage engagement at least in 2016. Now it’s just 79 likes and 58 comments.

23.02.2026 18:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I guess some plaintiffs are more deserving of representation than others…🧐

23.02.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frankly, if he had just applied his purported values of equality and inclusion, he would have represented more pro-segregation clients and had a larger practice.

23.02.2026 17:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This really is a perfect parable for the difference between a “good” and “bad“ American liberalism. Almost every critique is embedded in the distinction between the two attorneys.

23.02.2026 17:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He hasn’t stopped thinking about the tariff case and he’s going to harangue the justices in person.

23.02.2026 17:43 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d have to know more about how Columbia assigns classes, but i bet that person is Assistant and feels themselves overburdened with pesky teaching while under pressure to publish. Joke’s on them: assistants never get tenure at Ivy’s.

23.02.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you watched an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Pinkie Pie said “looksmaxxing” you wouldn’t bat an eye.

23.02.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Points!

23.02.2026 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0