elixirs

i just wanna play my epic dinosaur game

i just wanna be cute and play video games for the rest of my life but i gotta drink WATER

husband win

i wish someone would buy me diablo iii ultimate evil edition and perhaps maybe the rise of the necromancer add on

how wonderful that everyone is in a very chinese time in their lives. i think this will be good for us perhaps

this was a joke but im
starting to wonder if i would have gotten manhattan cafe by now

i think im becoming hank hill at a pace i really really underestimated

ooohhh husband….. buy me video gamesd…..

flirting with men on reddit to fund my future umamusume spending habit

husband talking telling me Stories and every minute or so i silently point my screen towards him and show him a dinosaur. he nods, and continues his story
i nod, and find another cool dinosaur to show him

nothing could have prepared me for umamusume.

i think instead of fit checks we should do blankie checks where we share our favourite blankies

a screenshot of my messages with my brother showing a screenshot of the awful memes in my camera roll with the text "no one on earth is living like me", followed by a picture of a kitten looking very comfy holding a tiny teddy bead with the text "i imagine this is me to help me fall asleep". brother responds, "bruh"

sometimes i text my brother

and a hot dog
i need a hot dog

i might eat an irresponsible amount of fruity pebbles

i for no reason whatsoever want so badly to get wasted off eight beers at a baseball game

i dont even LIKE baseball

im sorry for posting this it should have stayed in the mental drafts

fuck yeah frys

they call me bones the way im always hard

relax liberal its called skeleton humour

overwhelming urge to Harmonise but nobody knows the songs i like the same way I Do

a screenshot from Galaxy Burger, showing a customer at the counter, an empty ticket, and my picture-in-picture showing northernlion playing clover pit

venerians dont even order anymore they just look at you like this

there is a faint desire for fish and chops nibbling at the back of my cranium and i dont know Why

i cant tell if there are furry or therian things happening
like to get to sleep i literally imagine im a tiger or a house cat doing a big stretch and happily dozing in the sun or a bed of soft blankie a human made for me

i think i should have druid powers bc i just really want to stick my big paws in a pot of honey and i lack the fur claws and snout to really get in there like i need to
maybe i just need some yogurt

what if i wanted raising canes

half the time shit really aint even that funny
the first time i was talking to a friend about some shit and my husband kept bringing up the dentist and all it took was us looking at each other and going "the dentist???????" and i could not be communicated with for what felt like an hour

every time i do shrooms i have at least one tear filled giggle Fit and i think its like degunking my serotonin receptors

theres an inherent passive whimsy boost that is only applied when your tongue is like red or blue or purple from a sweet treat full of Dyes and Preservatives

this italian herb bread got me moaning
the lasagna isnt even done

that shit's so beautiful i could only describe it as indescribable