Ann Johnson

Omg. Cutest pup ever!

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

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Awww. That would be a great legacy

So sorry

Love his sweater

So sorry Darbs. When I come you can move in w me.

View of harbour in Singapore showcasing marina bay sands hotel.

Good morning!

A giant Bernese mountain dog does a stately sploot with crossed paws

AM HAMDSOME

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And I just checked. I can’t find a major national news entity that’s even covering this story

A horse's neigh may be unique in the animal kingdom. Now scientists know how they do it A horse's signature whinny comes from a combination of whistling and singing. The whinny is a unique combination of both high and low pitched sounds.

Horses whinny to find new friends, greet old ones and celebrate happy moments like feeding time. According to a new study, they also whistle.

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This is very bad.

Running OpenClaw safely: identity, isolation, and runtime risk | Microsoft Security Blog Self-hosted agents execute code with durable credentials and process untrusted input. This creates dual supply chain risk, where skills and external instructions converge in the same runtime. As OpenC...

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Red and white fluffy dog lying on a gray couch w a leather ottoman in the front and movie posters behind him. He is sleeping w his precious yellow toy

The adorable little pup is completely exhausted after hours of play.

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

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In his YouTube Colbert interview he explicitly discusses church and state and how it diminishes the church as much as the state - And his views on Christianity. I don’t have a vote in Texas, so not deep on either / but I prefer accurate criticism.

Folks - you might be mad, embarrassed, discouraged, angry about the state of US politics. But the Olympics only come around every four years. Athletes train their entire lives for them. I refuse to allow the current environment to diminish the dreams and accomplishments of these folks.

Only 4 Tablespoons

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I don’t always love our local, independent paper @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social but I’m very happy we have one.

Fluffy Pancakes - the Softest and Fluffiest Pancake Recipe - Quick, Easy and 5-miniute Prep. These Fluffy Pancakes are absolutely perfect if you are looking for a soft and thick pancake recipe. Quick and Easy!

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Spent my morning re-seasoning cast iron pans and making fantastic pancakes. Thought I would share the recipe.

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇

Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

Eric Dane, Grey's Anatomy and Euphoria Star, Dead at 53 Nearly 1 Year After Announcing ALS Diagnosis Eric Dane has died at the age of 53. Dane was best known for his roles as Dr. Mark Sloan, a.k.a. McSteamy, on 'Grey's Anatomy', and his role as Cal Jacobs on 'Euphoria'.

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Photo of smiling author in ballcap, holding book.

Publication day for Battlefields: The Chicago White Sox and the Great War. My thanks to @bloomsburyacademic.bsky.social and all who advised and encouraged me along the way.

TEAM USA TAKES GOLD 🥇

Megan Keller wins it in overtime, helping the U.S. to a 2-1 victory over Canada.

Leaked Email Suggests Ring Plans to Expand ‘Search Party’ Surveillance Beyond Dogs Ring's CEO told staff the feature is “first for finding dogs,” indicating a plan to expand.

Scoop: Ring's CEO told staff Search Party is not going to be just for dogs, according to a leaked email I obtained. Said it is "first for finding dogs" before suggesting it would be expanded to be used for crime:

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