@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I'm on a golf trip and my host asked me to throw on something and all I could think was...
..."what kind of deal?"
New Cinephobe!
🎬🌟Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star🌟🎬
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I miss the days of $30,000 autobiography advances, E! True Hollywood Stories and ElimiDate.
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It's all been leading to this. This is why I was put on earth.
🩻 @tomhaberstroh.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are blown away that Giannis is back in the lineup EXACTLY when he predicted.
🧠 We also unveil the Michael Beasley All Stars and marvel at the Atlanta Hawks mediocrity.
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🪬New Basketball Illuminati🪬
🩺 Dr. Giannis
🍀 @kentremendous.bsky.social presents the case for Payton Pritchard All NBA, takes us through his memorabilia vetting process and how he's cheating on the Celtics with Kon Knueppel.
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📈🧪Senseless🧪📈
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are signing up for an experimental drug trial, side effects be damned. How much do we get paid?
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💰🏀Crossover - Part 2🏀💰
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I finally make it out of the D to Los Angeles, the land of orange trees, Mercedes giveaways and Cal ULA.
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@talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social just fucked something up at work and whispered “fuckin smart cookie” to myself
Are you gonna teach the speed skaters to play hockey or the field hockey players to skate? This is a real Armageddon situation.
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💰🏀Crossover - Part 1🏀💰
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social tip off a new century of movies with an epic streetball classic that's NOTHING like the pros.
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That makes more sense
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🍕🏈Playdate🏈🍕
Why would @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese?
Why would your step dad?
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🥓😴Trippin😴🥓
It's time for @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social to stop daydreaming and apply to college in May of their Senior Year!
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Thanks to last night's Industry, I will never look at oysters the same again.
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🎓✍️Van Wilder✍️🎓
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are the kings of Coolidge College, having spent seven years perfecting their party liaison personas.
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Yes 😢
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☠️🎓Dead Man On Campus🎓☠️
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College.
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That’s a duck! That’s a duck, man!!! @cinephobe.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social
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❤️🔥💋How To Be A Player💋❤️🔥
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I drive around LA visiting various women, ending up at Maxwell's in Malibu.
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Look At This Photograph
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"Hot dog carts and coolers full of whippets!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social
Look at this photograph. The Innkeeper from The Three Musketeers deserves a shout out #Cinephobe
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