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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch #BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐ŸšซDMs

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Iโ€™m hoping the folks behind the movie/show clips they used speak out. Except Mel Gibson. He probably loves this shit.

06.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can murder a dog.

You can kill civilians.

You can cover up unlawful killings.

You can have an affair in taxpayer-funded jets.

But in the name of all things holy, the one thing you apparently can't do is bomb on television.

So very MAGA.

06.03.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She needs boots to go with her stylish sweaters!

06.03.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been to Argentina several times but havenโ€™t been to Iguazu yet. Definitely a bucket list item.

06.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stealing that meme!

06.03.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Iโ€™ve seen this image but I canโ€™t recall what event she was cosplaying. It mustโ€™ve been early on before she got the hair extensions. ๐Ÿคข

06.03.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜น

06.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is war porn, right? ๐Ÿซฃ

06.03.2026 08:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God yes! Nothing less.

06.03.2026 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting idea: Wonder what would happen if the Nobel committee offered to give Trump the Peace Prize if he resigns the Presidency.

06.03.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already fired. While she was speaking at a law enforcement conference that CNN was covering live this morning. Oops!

06.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic.

06.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking foxy, ladies! Congratulations on the nom.

06.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be funny if Markwayneโ€™s middle name was Wayne. (Iโ€™ll always think of him as guy w/o a bachelors degree who made 75M selling his plumbing biz when he got to Congress. Then had 1.4M PPP loan forgiven in โ€˜22 before joining Senate. Ethically challenged tree stump of a man.

06.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 768 ๐Ÿ” 223 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two dogs , one black and one white , are sitting next to each other in the grass . Alt: two dogs , one black and one white , are sitting next to each other in the grass. The black dog gives the white dog a hug.
06.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1128 ๐Ÿ” 545 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Love listening to Ellie. Keep having her on!

06.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚ at box-standing, lift-wearing wuss. I call him Tiny Dancer. #NapoleanComplex

06.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To celebrate Kristi Noemโ€™s firing today, here is a Minnesota crowd favorite:
"Hey Kristi Noem"
3/5/26

06.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1160 ๐Ÿ” 420 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Iโ€™m suffering from Schadenfreude knowing that she found out via a news alert after she spoke at an event. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

06.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single MAGA administrator is a pervert, and not the good cool kind either

05.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’€

05.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Luminol.

05.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this song and had forgotten all about it! Thanks for sharing!

05.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great. But why are they there today? Inter Miami doesn't play in the World Cup so I'm confused why they're being used as a photo op. I get why he tries to surround himself with actual winners so he looks like a winner too but I'm surprised they went along with this.

05.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoโ€™s the swaying toady to the right? Those footballers look bored to death.

05.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is Inter Miami there?

05.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0