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Profile alt text: a corgi holding a dog toy shaped like a medieval flail. A tuxedo cat glowers in the background. Some tech dipshit. I have two corgis, a cat, two rats, and one human child, in ascending order of how likely they are to eat me when I die.

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Yeah browsers are a different problem space with, to put it mildly, a wildly more complicated threat model.

I was mostly just commenting on why a team would want this -- there's a lot to like about smaller, more frequent releases, when they're done well. Not a slam-dunk win for a browser though

04.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no particular visibility into Chrome's release process, but I wonder if it's basically a way to respond to pressure from above. my team found "no, it has to go in the next release in two weeks" is a much easier sell than "no you have to wait until next month"

03.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked on a major android app, and moving from monthly releases to every-other-week helped us stay on schedule and made each individual release more stable. At monthly releases, you constantly get tons of pressure to include "can't wait" features or whatever, lots of cherrypicking and re-testing

03.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a really good thread, thank you for sharing it!

03.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
receipt showing a donation for a hundred dollars (plus fees and supporting the host fund) to the 2026 Folwell Community Fund

receipt showing a donation for a hundred dollars (plus fees and supporting the host fund) to the 2026 Folwell Community Fund

Oh that's a good cause, thank you for sharing. One entry for this ridiculous (laudatory) prize please.

24.02.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*running around like a dog who found half a squirrel in the yard to share this with all my friends while they scream at me and tell me to get out*

19.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also, even a low-end system should be able to bring up a context menu without visible latency in almost all scenarios! my expectations from microsoft have been dropping for a while now but this is an astonishing new level of dogshit even for them

19.02.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love stupid ass bits and I am really excited to watch this.

19.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's the phrase they're going to put on my tombstone, yeah.

is it nosey? I like that it's set up so you can spell it with touching letters, with or without the 'e'

19.02.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have to start from a specific side? It looks like the stairs come up along the left and you start from there, but I might just be wildly misunderstanding the diagram

19.02.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god I literally just watched that episode tonight, his performance is so good. Very convincing and unsettling portrayal of a very manipulative monster. Dude was an amazing actor

18.02.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sitting like he's in a carvaggio painting, as one does

15.02.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then when I discovered that I didn't know this, my teacher made fun of me in class, because I was supposed to be one of the smart kids.

Like, other kids had it way worse, my childhood was overall great, but that was still bullshit.

12.02.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't learn how to diagram a sentence or even about some parts of speech (I didn't know what an article was!) until like the 8th grade. I read way above grade level so they put me in a gifted class that did computer stuff and arts and crafts instead, and it was during english class

12.02.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I'm also an annoying weirdo who says stupid shit sometimes before I learn better, but "receiving new information" isn't an extinction level event for my psyche so I've been able to avoid kickstarting the fourth reich about it

12.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's shockingly incurious; it's not even that he doesn't know what he doesn't know, it's that he doesn't *care* what he doesn't know. anything he doesn't know has to be an unimportant, trivial distraction. anything he learns, is being discovered for the first time.

12.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet by @AndrewNadeau0 reading "Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. 

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino."

A tweet by @AndrewNadeau0 reading "Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino."

This tweet always summed it up pretty well for me, even though I loved Chuck E Cheese as a kid.

Fun fact: the rat's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

10.02.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sucks, I'm sorry you're goin through it

10.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You used to be able to at least bully the computer into getting you a human but now the goddamn robot interrupts you to keep asking questions it doesn't understand the answer to, I hate it so much

10.02.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The phrase "Richard Nixon RP Account" as rendered by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo generator, featuring "Richard Nixon RP" in white text on a red background and then "Account" in green curved text below.

The phrase "Richard Nixon RP Account" as rendered by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo generator, featuring "Richard Nixon RP" in white text on a red background and then "Account" in green curved text below.

08.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"when the curious girl realizes she is under arrest"

06.02.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Folds Five-0

06.02.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Folds Five-0

06.02.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"make a sentient sun" good news @qntm.org the stupidest rich guy in the world has plans to make one of your torment nexuses

torment nexi? torments nexus?

03.02.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

what if we did a kiwifarms, but leftistly

03.02.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white ceramic mug that says "I hope this email kills us both" in plain lower case black text

a white ceramic mug that says "I hope this email kills us both" in plain lower case black text

I have the same problem, email is the worst. I can't help you with this but I think you might like this stupid novelty mug I bought

03.02.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

poverty of the stimulus is a dumb argument that mostly only makes sense to academics who don't really think of women or children as people, which I guess explains the company he kept

01.02.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

his universal grammar stuff is a tepid mix of un-falsifiable dogshit and extremely condescending nonsense. "oh how could babies develop language just from hearing their mothers talking to them, children are stupid and women aren't sophisticated enough to stimulate their language development"

01.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A few friends have done the same, and while that's not a huge number, we've all been complaining about windows and talking about switching for YEARS, and everyone independently did it over the course of a few months last year.

And I don't think any of us are coming back without a REALLY good reason

30.01.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave up and switched to CachyOS a while back, took some work to set everything up. It's not perfect, but it supports pretty much all my games, no cloud/ai garbage, and I can play Stellaris past 2275 without windows randomly locking up so hard I have to hold down the power button to hard reboot it.

30.01.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0