6 year old learning about the office of president "I wonder who I will vote for president.
Me: "how about grandad? You think he would be a good president?"
6 year old, bursting out laughing, "but grandad is 65! He's too old to be president!!!!"
10.03.2026 23:47
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Probably was just making sure the window was up to anti-rock regulations. I mean that's why I throw rocks at windows at least, just a small service I provide.
10.03.2026 21:08
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None of what the trump administration is doing is a distraction from anything. They'd be doing this shit if the Epstein files or *insert topic here* wasn't a thing.
This is all shit they want to do.
10.03.2026 16:47
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I have to keep reminding myself that the clock in my car is not actually one hour ahead and is indeed the correct time
09.03.2026 19:37
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Oh it's absolutely too hard for him, he spent a good amount of time just trying to get a hang of the controls.
I walked away and was surprised he was still at it an hour later, but he decided he was done pretty soon after that.
09.03.2026 00:52
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Nosey ass dog spying on the neighbors again
08.03.2026 22:29
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The 6 year old is trying Ocarina of Time.
08.03.2026 17:04
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The hubris to believe that Jesus was just waiting for humans to start the correct war before he came back...
08.03.2026 06:38
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Man... Evolve was a great game
08.03.2026 04:24
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So much ink has been spilled over this....
08.03.2026 04:23
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This is incredibly fun
07.03.2026 19:11
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"he'll see the big board!" Is one of my absolute favorite lines.
07.03.2026 06:59
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Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
06.03.2026 02:57
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The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"
04.03.2026 19:01
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Current work in progress
05.03.2026 03:09
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Put up the 6 year old's art alongside mine
03.03.2026 03:01
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TIL!!
02.03.2026 19:02
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I mean... he'll do that.
01.03.2026 22:06
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Burn everything down. Burn it all down.
01.03.2026 08:07
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More face practice tody
01.03.2026 06:23
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Trump is bombing Iran the right way.
by Ezra Klein
01.03.2026 00:26
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27.02.2026 03:21
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Not sure why your apologizing but.... Apology accepted? I guess?
27.02.2026 01:27
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Hm I see. I think the sentiment still stands in general but I'm gonna delete to avoid confusion for others about the particulars of the issue.
Thanks for the heads up.
27.02.2026 00:44
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Doctor gives the 4 year old a Cars sticker.
4 year old: "why can the cars talk?"
26.02.2026 20:12
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When the aliens first came we didn't realize they were UFOs for they took the shape of a gentleman's trinket.
The French president was the first one to get it right when, during a speech, he pointed up in the sky and said "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!"
26.02.2026 16:19
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Like the moment someone implies they're actually a person when they have like, a muppet or something as their picture it throws me for a loop for a second
25.02.2026 14:38
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I imagine you all as your display pictures. So I'm assuming you all picture me as a dog
25.02.2026 14:37
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Another skull tonight
25.02.2026 03:20
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