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@sketchyhippos

Hannahpost's husband. Extremely amateur artist. Just sorta existing despite it all.

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6 year old learning about the office of president "I wonder who I will vote for president.

Me: "how about grandad? You think he would be a good president?"

6 year old, bursting out laughing, "but grandad is 65! He's too old to be president!!!!"

10.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably was just making sure the window was up to anti-rock regulations. I mean that's why I throw rocks at windows at least, just a small service I provide.

10.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None of what the trump administration is doing is a distraction from anything. They'd be doing this shit if the Epstein files or *insert topic here* wasn't a thing.

This is all shit they want to do.

10.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to keep reminding myself that the clock in my car is not actually one hour ahead and is indeed the correct time

09.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it's absolutely too hard for him, he spent a good amount of time just trying to get a hang of the controls.

I walked away and was surprised he was still at it an hour later, but he decided he was done pretty soon after that.

09.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nosey ass dog spying on the neighbors again

08.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The 6 year old is trying Ocarina of Time.

08.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hubris to believe that Jesus was just waiting for humans to start the correct war before he came back...

08.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man... Evolve was a great game

08.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much ink has been spilled over this....

08.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is incredibly fun

07.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"he'll see the big board!" Is one of my absolute favorite lines.

07.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5245 ๐Ÿ” 912 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

04.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 628 ๐Ÿ” 166 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Current work in progress

05.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put up the 6 year old's art alongside mine

03.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TIL!!

02.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 142 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I mean... he'll do that.

01.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burn everything down. Burn it all down.

01.03.2026 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More face practice tody

01.03.2026 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump is bombing Iran the right way.

by Ezra Klein

01.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1336 ๐Ÿ” 145 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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27.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure why your apologizing but.... Apology accepted? I guess?

27.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hm I see. I think the sentiment still stands in general but I'm gonna delete to avoid confusion for others about the particulars of the issue.

Thanks for the heads up.

27.02.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor gives the 4 year old a Cars sticker.

4 year old: "why can the cars talk?"

26.02.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When the aliens first came we didn't realize they were UFOs for they took the shape of a gentleman's trinket.

The French president was the first one to get it right when, during a speech, he pointed up in the sky and said "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!"

26.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the moment someone implies they're actually a person when they have like, a muppet or something as their picture it throws me for a loop for a second

25.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine you all as your display pictures. So I'm assuming you all picture me as a dog

25.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another skull tonight

25.02.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0