Obviously with the naming of the All Blacks Coach, New Zealand is now ready to participate in any military conflict it may be called upon to.
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Obviously with the naming of the All Blacks Coach, New Zealand is now ready to participate in any military conflict it may be called upon to.
News site headlines: US and Israel attack Iran, with rugby headline underneath about Canterbury beating Waikato
New Zealand News in a nutshell
New Zealand really talking about Jacinda Ardern like an ex who hasn’t let go.
Bro she left and she aint coming back.
Quick reminder that The Dawn Raids only targeted brown people at a time when our largest group of overstayers came from England.
The thing about the Government moving people on from sleeping rough in New Zealand town centres… is that many of the towns only have a town centre.
It’s not a country of massive cities.. it’s a country of a couple of urban blocks and then a bunch village shops strung together.
You can tell the PM wasn’t in the capital last night.
Coz no way he stayed in Thorndon and then woke up thinking “what people need is some positive Rugby League news”
7m swells in the ocean, sewage flowing into it, and not a single news outlet using the word “Poonami”…
Disappointing
I know we joke about road workers being on meth, but my orange vested brothers why are you setting up cones and traffic lights in a residential area for an hour at 4am?
This happening anywhere else in #wellington ?
So Judith Collins retired and David Farrar really panicked and said “We must submit to Australia to survive!
ICE never would have tried this s**t in Minneapolis if Prince was still with us.
It’s almost as though Canterbury Rugby culture doesn’t translate to the international game… 🤷🏽♂️
FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
I don’t know who he is, but when he said “You heard it from me” I realised this is Minnesota 2Pac:
FurPac
“A bunch of bitches if I’ve ever seen a bunch. And I’m telling you to your face, and if you don’t like it, fuck you.”
Your country may win gold at the US Olympics… but it ain’t keeping it #LA2028 #yourwinisathreat
A spokesperson for FIFA has confirmed the US is only serious about invading countries that didn’t make it to the World Cup.
“We expect everyone to follow the law” says man having coffee, watching crime take place.
"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - Tupac Shakur 1993
Oh they’re gonna be collecting so many facts, you won’t believe how many facts they’ll be to collect before anything definitive can be said.
You just know that Team America: World Police sequel is being cooked up.
Who knew Trump missed the 80’s THIS much?
Start your year the way you intend to keep going…
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
There are few things as satisfying to Kiwi ears than hearing english tourists complain about how nothings open on a public holiday.
Oh you came all this way and can’t find a pub for a pint?
How sad for you my friends. How very very saaaaaddddd.
In New Zealand our most famous flavour is Hokey Pokey, so….
If you attack a foreign nation on Christmas, does FIFA take away your sham peace prize?
It’s bad - but also old school slurring. Like almost an cartoonish insult.
It gave very drunk uncle that embarrasses the family vibes
Well I have not been called “Bunga” in a lonnnnggg time.
On the bright side I am apparently very funny for one.
What a surreal way to end the year
for gigs 🤦🏽♂️
Such times, New Zealand
The most embarassing part of the Jake Paul fight is definitely that horrific attempt at a pacific sleeve on his arm
