Butch Sun, Dyke Rising

Incredibly bummed that my oneshot dnd plans have gone up in smoke, all bc I wanted to pat a cat while havin a fucked knee

Suburbs going through a blackout with multiple fire trucks on scene, and some random truck comes racing down main with the dukes of hazzard horn blaring

Actually, a completely clean and sensory set up apartment, a couple tabs and copious amounts of crafts and mocktails will also do

Yesssss just as a little treat

I think I need a bender

Yum yum yum delish

KAY 💖

Dumbass, bigoted piece of shit that would rather serve lobbyists and the richest rather than his most vulnerable constituents

I fucking hate Adrian Schrinner

My first one on one conversation with this woman was entirely about queer ultimatum and how I need to read the ancient texts (watch L Word)

(Very lesbian)exec to my boss: oh is that your gay umbrella *points to wayward rainbow umbrella*
Boss: oh not mine, must be someone from my team
Me: *comes in to grab my missing umbrella*
Exec: ah yes that checks out

Have to do engagement analysis but all I wanna do is go jump in puddles grumble grumble grumble stupid data stupid powerpoint

DA NANANANA NAAAAAA

THUNDAAAAAAA

Exciting time for LJ who has been missing wet summers :))))))

Big rain week :))))))

I didn’t actually, but I forgot a step in marketing and now I have 150 records to clean :))))

I broke Microsoft dynamics again :)

God bless my Irish step dad for introducing me to eggy chips

Woke up purely for the joy of falling back asleep as it rains but it has not rained yet >:( they said it’d start an hour ago >:(

TAY ROAD TRIP TAY ROAD TRIP

I wish I could go back in time and tell lil LJ it’s gonna be so fucking good bro, just wait

:( yes boss

two men are sitting at a table in front of a television which shows a news report on it ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a television which shows a news report on it

Ohhhhh for resistance, yes resisting the sirens, mmhmm absolutely.

Strap you say??????

Naarm needs a fat butch appreciation party and I should be at the centre of it ☺️

I wish my cat could read this tweet

Immediately writing all these down for PM activities

And I am but a weary sailor on the high seas