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It’s not like the MAGA base gives a shit about innocent people being bombed.

09.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate this sterile Military industrial parlance that seems to be taking over now.

“Lethal kinetic”. Like what the fuck is this shit? If you want to be a scumbag boasting about bombing the shit out of innocent people just say “we bombed the shit out of innocent people”.

09.03.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like it sounds like his default punishment for basically any infraction was physical assault.

07.03.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah nah, Carmys psycho mentor never physically assaulted him like Rene Redzepi seemingly routinely did to his unpaid workers.

07.03.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reduce Nashville to ash and cinder

07.03.2026 19:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean that would suck too, but also, a rave, in a bomb shelter with minimal ventilation. You know it smells crazy in there.

07.03.2026 00:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bruh, imagine the smell.

07.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cringe at the fact I used to like infected mushroom as a teenager, but then we all know that Israelis aren’t actually capable of shame.

07.03.2026 00:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are they always so cringe about dancing, it’s performative as fuck. You don’t get to pull the “we’re a smol bean and everyone hates us” card while also playing the “we’re so unbothered by everything we’re dancing” card. Pick a lane assholes.

07.03.2026 00:44 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

There’s too many fucking boomers on this app.

04.03.2026 23:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair,I have worked with a couple of evangelicals who were,well, nice, but they weren’t the least bit progressive. And they kept their faith and associated beliefs to themselves which I appreciated

04.03.2026 03:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make no mistake, there is some seriously fucked up Catholics and not to mention the crimes of the church itself.

But that being said there is plenty of people who can reconcile their leftism with their Catholic faith, I don’t think I have ever encountered a progressive or leftist evangelical.

04.03.2026 02:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Will they abandon them again in a couple of years when they’ve outlived their usefulness to the Empire just like they did with Syrian Kurds?

03.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, they’re definitely evil.

03.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It really is wild how normal and moderate Evangelicals make typical Catholics (i.e. not trad adult converts) look.

03.03.2026 23:50 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Tricksy leftistists stole her precious voteses they did”

03.03.2026 23:47 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not beating the child allegations.

03.03.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been following the discourse but thank you regardless.

Honestly kinda suprising because I could have sworn they’ve had explicitly pro trans takes in the past, as another poster pointed out it seems journos and media types have solidarity with one another before anyone else.

03.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fair

03.03.2026 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve followed Hobbes for a bit and could not figure out why they seem to be defending Bouie, their takes seem decent generally. Every Bouie post I have ever seen sucked ass.

03.03.2026 01:54 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

They signed up for that shit, nothing of any real value lost.

03.03.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop calling people bots you fucking loser, a child could come up with a better argument.

03.03.2026 00:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Inshallah

02.03.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also they do a really bad job of keeping Jews safe.

Like it’s the only place in the world where Jews regularly have to flee to bomb shelters because their government constantly antagonizes its neighbours instead of pursuing peace.

02.03.2026 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accusing everyone who doesn’t hold a Mainline Dem position of being a bot or secretly MAGA is so fucking childish.

This black and white thinking is a big part of why your country is such a mess.

02.03.2026 20:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s funny, you can just tell they’re a boomer by the specific flavor of shit their takes are.

02.03.2026 14:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all that leaded gasoline fumes they spent their entire childhoods huffing.

02.03.2026 14:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They have none, they’re a boomer.

02.03.2026 14:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone here understands what an op ed is you fucking idiot, you keep repeating that we don’t but that doesent make it true.

There is no meaningful difference between “merely” platforming and printing these opinions and explicit endorsement.

02.03.2026 14:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you not understand how being platformed by “America’s paper of record” simultaneously legitimizes and normalizes these abhorrent opinions?

02.03.2026 14:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0