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we doodlin and streamin'

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Someone, somewhere, looking at their mood board for quiet man 2 and grinning menacingly in the dark

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

Everyone who tried to draw around me and started drawing LOVED it at the beginning because of their QUICK IMPROVEMENT. Then quit when they hit The Wall™️.

But it's when you hit The Wall™️ that you NEED to push through with practice!! And you gotta do it for yourself, because it's ALWAYS worth it! 😤

cookie honking a huge bobo courtesy of tbib.org SHE WOULD NOT DO THIS SHE IS FIVE

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

a hundred dollar video game? yeah, right So, a while back, I saw someone had the bright idea to say that a $100 video game was where games were headed. As someone who has done a…

New article time!!!

Ever wonder why a bunch of weirdoes keep telling us that Grand Theft Auto 6 is the most important event in history and video game prices have to go up?

Well, here's why these weirdoes are completely out of touch with reality!

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timeline cleanse

Two BSky posts from @blumen.bsky.social: The first is a photo of a pink drink from PF Chang's. "pink yeah" The second is a reply 43 minutes after, simply "oh pink is dangeroums"

playing a SHMUP for the first time

Been in an art rut for too long and i just gotta draw something man, so I'm gonna draw Mui. Art stream time!

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This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

A sophisticated conversation about Resident Evil (please watch before you play Requiem).

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Tom Bombadil and Fatty Lumpkin drawing in ink and watercolor.

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

The fucking french, man

It's less about it being a bad adaptation of the game, and more of "I've rarely seen such contempt for a source material that treated this stuff so much more delicately back then". Decent cinematography can't make it a guilty pleasure this time compared to the first for me

Decided (why) to watch the Return to Silent Hill (why) and to its credit, one of the very few pieces of media that made me legit angry that I had to stop while watching. So it made me feel a genuine emotion, I'll give it that

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

....ils me referaient presque retourner dans le fashion gothique juste pour me donner une excuse pour les porter ces chiens

The zoomies

MM is still to me the quintessential version of the Zelda fantasy world. Wonderfully varied, sad, dark, beautiful and most of all it's fucking weird man

Finished the Majora's mask recomp, a game I played a ton of as a kid but never truly finished and yeah.

It's still pretty incredible.

And the recomp makes it the definitive version by far just for the little qol

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

I say this as a professional who came up from fan translation and has friends at Sega who will likely never get to work on this officially: when you fan translate ANYTHING that was previously untranslated, you have a deep, heavy responsibility in setting people's first and typically only impression.