The captain said he had to keep me behind for extra off-ice practice... I don't think this is what "working on my dangle" is supposed to be...
📷🔝: @boundsimple.bsky.social
👋 I would be happy to volunteer.
Coach why are we training on mountain bikes out of the gym in full hockey gear?
Woke up today thinking about my behind barz chastity belt. Haven't worn it in a while.
Do I put it on?
Or
Jack off and move on with my day?
Enjoy locktober!
